Because I am a massive nerds...

Mar 25, 2009 22:50

moonlapse & Mark (qudsielf's fiance), somehow managed to convince Q and me into doing a one-off session D&D game with them. They didn't even have to try very hard. WTH IS THAT ABOUT? Although I did insert the caveat that Greg has to roll all my dice for me.

Oh yeah, you BET I did *eyebrow waggle*

ANYWAY, baykinz was needing things to draw, and I joked that she should draw my D&D character. And then somehow she was actually drawing her, and lo, it was awesomes. xD

So far she's drawn all this cool shit including this chick that looks FREAKISHLY LIKE ME ONLY WITH FRECKLES AND BLUE EYES. Which is kind of alarming since I was basing the visuals off of what a friend of mine was envisioning Greg and my future daughter to look like. SPOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEE!!

As you can probably guess from the SUPER SEXIES in that post of hers (why yes, those ARE dragonborn, the alleged sexiest of all the creatures, unless they're named Drizzt *eyeroll* Why do you ask? xD) my char is a Cleric. Can anyone really imagine me playing anything else?

Oh, and for posterity and for future lols, the conversation with Theresa where we designed her looks... xD

1:53:58 PM shebeafish: http://www.flickr.com/photos/47113880@N00/sets/72157594274231118/ HOOOOLY SHIT
1:56:25 PM shebeafish: what do clerics even wear? you should've picked the chainmail bikini class, nett
1:56:48 PM nett: that is a fucktonne of dice
1:56:57 PM nett: I THINK CLERICS CAN IN FACT WEAR CHAINMAIL BIKINIS
1:57:14 PM shebeafish: BUT IS THAT IN FACT WHAT YOUR CLERIC WEARS
1:57:19 PM nett: OH RIGHT
1:57:24 PM nett: SURE
1:57:45 PM nett: I don't get hit, as long as there's padding and some sort of cloth embellishments to show that I am a member of the cloth but like, wear the heavy armours
1:57:48 PM nett: then I'm down with that shit
1:57:51 PM nett: you know, slutty clerics r us
1:59:04 PM shebeafish: SO NETT WHUT DOES YOUR CHARACTER LOOK LIKE
1:59:16 PM shebeafish: WHUT ARE THE SEXY DETAILS
2:00:12 PM nett: I DON'T KNOW, I AM POORLY EQUIPPED
2:00:19 PM nett: OKAY LETS MAKE THIS SHIT UP
2:00:30 PM shebeafish: WELL SHE IS YOUR CHARACTER
2:00:32 PM shebeafish: IT IS YOUR RIGHT
2:00:34 PM nett: SHE HAS LIKE
2:00:37 PM nett: BLACK HAIRS
2:00:39 PM nett: AND BLUE EYES
2:00:41 PM nett: CAUSE THATS HOT
2:00:58 PM shebeafish: SO FAR SO SEXY
2:01:00 PM nett: She has tanned skin
2:01:02 PM nett: and freckles
2:01:05 PM nett: cause thats freaken hot
2:01:15 PM nett: SMATTERING ON FRECKLES ON DARK SKINS = WINSAUCE
2:01:41 PM nett: I guess being a cleric and weilding huag flails and shit, she's pretty damn buff
2:01:49 PM nett: FEMININE BUFF, K? xD
2:02:01 PM nett: not bodybuilder buff
2:02:44 PM nett: She greatly enjoys plum coloured objects, including plums
2:03:00 PM shebeafish: ALL HER CLOTHES IS PLUM COLOURED????
2:03:11 PM nett: NOT ALL, I think tasteful accessories in Plum
2:04:16 PM nett: She ties rosaries to the end of her weapons etc like phone accessories
2:04:30 PM nett: BECAUSE JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T BE PRETTY DOING IT
2:05:21 PM shebeafish: WHAT ARE HER WEAPONS?
2:06:01 PM nett: She has a flail
2:06:08 PM nett: and a shield
2:06:12 PM nett: BIG SHIELD
2:06:29 PM nett: OH I FORGET WHICH GOD SHE SERVES
2:06:33 PM nett: I NEED TO LOOK ME UP
2:06:38 PM nett: handily Greg's computer is RIGHT HER
2:06:39 PM nett: E
2:07:02 PM nett: Had to be a flail, cause I'll be doing that a lot in the campaign xD
2:07:39 PM nett: OKAY She's a Human Cleric of Corellon/Divine Oracle
2:08:09 PM shebeafish: OKAY
2:08:20 PM nett: She wears exalted finemail <-- SEE?! TOTES CHAINMAIL BIKINI, a heavy sheield
2:08:30 PM nett: oooh it says Mace here but I was sure he changed it to flail
2:08:36 PM nett: IT COULD BE A FLAILING MACE >_>
2:08:36 PM nett: xD
2:09:00 PM nett: she also has a Holy Symbol of Perseverance, an Amulet of Protection, and a Ritual Book
2:09:18 PM nett: oh and a Standard Adventurer's kit which I always assumed comprised of shit you pulled out of your bottom
2:09:42 PM nett: ALSO! She is fucking wise, and BLOODY Charismatic

Now to work out what the hell to call her. Xiphouri like my WoW human priest? Léontine Ursell like my Pet Society pet? or Virgina Blanca like behindthename's random name generator just gave me which I thought was utter winsauce!?

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