So we're in the car on the way back from our monthly bloodsucking and sushi pilgrimage, and 'The Warrior' by Scandal comes on the radio. I can't say I've EVER heard this song before, but
moonlapse made the BIG CALL that it was in fact the MOST 80s song that ever existed, and that you couldn't get any more 80s than that.
Part way through my concurrence, and my revelation that I had indeed not heard it previously (come ON I was three when it came out and my parents were inflicting such musical stylings as Tony Orlando's 'Knock Three Times' upon my tiny impressionable ears) a rather conspicuous line from the song blared out at us:
You talk, talk, talk to me
Your eyes touch me physically
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT LYRIC EVEN MEAN, SONG?!?! xD xD
Greg did the motion of grabbing one of his eyeballs and trying to attach it to my cheek, which I objected to and gave him what was surely a more logical (if not still RIDICULOUSLY LOLARIOUS) alternative.
And ever since then he's taken to indulging in THE CLEARLY MOST ROMANTICAL MOTION OF ALL MOTIONS, of removing his glasses and shoving his naked eye into my upper arms.
THAT'S TRUE LOVE YOU GUYS, SCANDAL SAYS SO!!!!