Some things to amaze and amuse...
Therapy day today, so I've totally already exceeded up vertical quota for today -- GOD OW!! -- but I so just had to quickly share some extreme lols:
1. At therapy we've (unbeknownst to me) only been concentrating on re-aligning my hips and trying to relieve the insane knotting/pressure at the base of my spine. We were discussing where the therapy was going to from there and something you're never really expecting to hear from your masseuse is: "Your shoulders are absolutely shocking. There's no reason why someone your age should have shoulders like that, I could hurl a cricket ball at them at high speeds and it'd just bounce off..." Right. Good to know I'm still pretty fucked. *cracks up*
2. One of the at-home therapy things my therapist has me doing is getting a tennis ball, shoving it into the fleshiest part of each of my butt-cheeks and lying on it on each side for 10 minutes. *dies so hard* I called my friend Bill and asked if he could pick some tennis balls up for me and when his wife asked what on earth he was talking about he said "Oh its cool, just got to go buy some tennis balls to shove in Nett's arse." Awesome. ♥
1. At therapy we've (unbeknownst to me) only been concentrating on re-aligning my hips and trying to relieve the insane knotting/pressure at the base of my spine. We were discussing where the therapy was going to from there and something you're never really expecting to hear from your masseuse is: "Your shoulders are absolutely shocking. There's no reason why someone your age should have shoulders like that, I could hurl a cricket ball at them at high speeds and it'd just bounce off..." Right. Good to know I'm still pretty fucked. *cracks up*
2. One of the at-home therapy things my therapist has me doing is getting a tennis ball, shoving it into the fleshiest part of each of my butt-cheeks and lying on it on each side for 10 minutes. *dies so hard* I called my friend Bill and asked if he could pick some tennis balls up for me and when his wife asked what on earth he was talking about he said "Oh its cool, just got to go buy some tennis balls to shove in Nett's arse." Awesome. ♥