Let us feature things that others have shown me...
lemon_lime35 was linking me and niostang articles from cracked.com, when she came across this: Five scientific reasons a zombie apocalypse could ACTUALLY happen. Mindless zombies could get you in your sleep and turn you into them. TRUFAX!
NO ONE IS SAFE! Remember the rules! Don't have sex, don't make any documentaries where any of the footage requires you to go to a rural area, DON'T say you'll be right back, get prepared to hole yourself up in a mega-mart and never, EVER under any circumstances befriend small children or become a parental figure to them. THEY WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
I was telling tomecide about it on the night of her birthday party while she pinned me into my clothes (OH! What women do to dress for success XD) and her reply of "WHAT?!" which sounds more like 'WOTT' if you put some kind of odd half-upper-crust-british, half-lilting american accent on it. Surely a sound of complete determined disbelief such as that required linking to the apparently offending article? XD
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On the subject of linking, niostang HORRIFIED me last night with the amazing work of pixeloo.
He does real-life interpretations of well-known cartoon/gamer characters. He calls them "Untooned." First terrifying me with his interpretation of Stewie, she went on to link me Jessica Rabbit, Homer Simpson and SUPER REAL Mario.
He posted a sped up film of him doing the Jessica Rabbit, the process etc which is fascinating to watch, and incredibly inspiring.
What I found actually terrifying after my initial shock, was that my sense of the female aesthetic is so warped that the Jessica Rabbit untoon looked pretty normal to me. WHAT HAS THE MEDIA DONE TO MA TINY, IMPRESSIONABLE BRAINS?!
NO ONE IS SAFE! Remember the rules! Don't have sex, don't make any documentaries where any of the footage requires you to go to a rural area, DON'T say you'll be right back, get prepared to hole yourself up in a mega-mart and never, EVER under any circumstances befriend small children or become a parental figure to them. THEY WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.
I was telling tomecide about it on the night of her birthday party while she pinned me into my clothes (OH! What women do to dress for success XD) and her reply of "WHAT?!" which sounds more like 'WOTT' if you put some kind of odd half-upper-crust-british, half-lilting american accent on it. Surely a sound of complete determined disbelief such as that required linking to the apparently offending article? XD
~~~
On the subject of linking, niostang HORRIFIED me last night with the amazing work of pixeloo.
He does real-life interpretations of well-known cartoon/gamer characters. He calls them "Untooned." First terrifying me with his interpretation of Stewie, she went on to link me Jessica Rabbit, Homer Simpson and SUPER REAL Mario.
He posted a sped up film of him doing the Jessica Rabbit, the process etc which is fascinating to watch, and incredibly inspiring.
What I found actually terrifying after my initial shock, was that my sense of the female aesthetic is so warped that the Jessica Rabbit untoon looked pretty normal to me. WHAT HAS THE MEDIA DONE TO MA TINY, IMPRESSIONABLE BRAINS?!