Shortbread, I hear, is an opiate.

Aug 22, 2007 12:37

I've been utterly spoiled by driving galandir's VW Golf GTI. Now every other car is ghetto. *laughs* Cars I previously found to be lovely cars to drive? Ghetto. Mum's lovely value-holding Laser? Ghetto.

If you don't have sensitive braking, automatic everything (lights, climate control, windscreen wipers, etc etc), european console set up, uber responsive acceleration, impressive fuel economy, and seats that cuddle you, then I am sorry. Ghetto.

The turning circle could be a tad smaller, but that seems to be my ONLY gripe. Kind of minimal in terms of gripage, I would say.

Pity I'll never be able to get one of my own.

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Through thorough and rigorous testing, it seems for the best bus-driver service, wear a slightly flirty, fire-engine red skirt. I should probably preface that with be a girl when you do so, but it may work for men depending on the bus driver ;) XD

With this skirt you get a smile every time, very helpful assistance, and even express busses will stop for you when they should drive straight on by. Other skirts get you similar results but not consistently -- and they have to be in sweet 'reminiscent of summer' styles, nothing slutty or too dowdy. Though I guess bright red could never be considered dowdy. XD

If you wear pants, its pot luck, ladies.

PS: I've found it seems to work no matter the gender of bus driver.

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Thinking about Melon coloured eyes for Gabe, those are REALLY pretty. Anyone know if the sizes for Ginaralo's eyes are 14mm=16mm or are they pretty true to label?

Not that I'll be buying them soon, still nice to know for the future.

fun, bjd, fashion, yosd, red, gabe, love, vintage

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