Mr. Darcy rides again.

Mar 27, 2007 23:20

Tunie: I wish the mans of todays would wear regency-style clotheses and the ladies could wear victorianalish dressies and everyone would look sexies. x_x
Me: its true. So. Very. Hot.
Tunie: I think if it were so... I would be... a slut D:
Tunie: because all the mans look more attractive in the regency clothes WHO CAN RESIST?
Me: Its true. I'd be like THROWING myself on everyone.
Tunie: me too x_x
Me: Although, it would take a long time to get ourselves out of our victorian gowns
Tunie: it would take them a long time to undo all those buttons and untie all their cravats. It would work out. They'd need to have the hair styles too
Me: dude, they have the little flap on their pants, they don't need to remove that stuff they jsut have to drop the flap, INSTANT ACCESS TO THEIR REGENCY CLAD PEEN
Tunie: yeah but if the lady is undoing all their dressies they might as well use the time *shrug*
Me: Shouldn't he be ASSISTING with the dress removal? I mean what else are they going to do? They'd get bored
Tunie: Maybe. But that's some heavy duty fineries. You don't want some idiot in a hurry RENDING THE SEAMS or some shit because then you'd have to be all "dude look what you have done"
Tunie: "I cannot have the sexes now"
Tunie: "on principle"
Me: I dunno, I think I could be okay with it. I MEAN REGENCY PEEN! Come oonnnn!!
Tunie: yeah but if EVERY GUY is dressed like that
Me: Plus I could sew it up, I HAVE THE SKILLS
Tunie: Yeah but it's the principle of the thing
Me: sex + skills = yay regency peen, its all win win
Tunie: they wont ALL be ripping the seams
Me: just all DRESSED in the regencies
Tunie: I didn't say they would all rip seams, I said if they did you could safely turn down the sexes on principle, secure in the knowledge that there were heaps other regency mans to be had
Me: OH I SEE. Okay. But... what if he's particularly hot in his regency garb. Like, he OUTSHINES THEM ALL. I don't know if I could keep my principles. My corset might pop open on its own accord
Tunie: Well I mean if like... MR. DARCY turned up, rending seams and whatever, you'd have to just be like "well okay"
Tunie: "I will forgive this seam-rending unless the following is particularly disappointing"
Me: So its okay if we have a disclaimer?
Tunie: Yeah
Me: Alright, I will concede that your slut laws are good ones but I demand another pretty dress to console me
Tunie: Mr. Darcy could afford you dresses, he has like
Tunie: Money
Me: Its true. I like. money.
Tunie: Me too.
Me: And I enjoy regency mens.
Tunie: Regency mens + money = omg!
Me: Or atleast one hopes omg. Do we have some kind of punishment if they rend seams AND they are crap and do not deserve regency garb? Because, that's pretty full on right there, ABUSE TO THE REGENCY LOVE. If they're crap they don't deserve the delicious clothes.
Tunie: then you kick them in the nuts and steal their clothes for your own wearings
Me: I'd be hot in one of those jackets, As would you be. This poses a dilemma.
Tunie: I would totally wear regency menswear
Me: But with a corset.
Tunie: yes

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