No, he's still a boy; he's just got his girlfriend's hair.
...And by thirty minutes passed the hour, all her beans had fallen out upon the floor. At this critical moment she looked to her recumbent companion for guidance; "Tea is the only answer!"
Take the first sentence (or 2) from the first post of each month of 2006. That's your year in review.
Jan: Apparently, the word of the first month of two thousand and six is: Hermaphrodite! <--I have ZERO recollection of what this refers to XD XD
Feb: He's not a light, little kitty so when he stands on you all that pressure is focussed on his little padded feet and so OWWIE! But if he sits or lies down and sleeps then its all good. <-- Referring to Java and his tendency to enjoy kneading my boobs... XD
Mar: LIKE A VIXEN! <-- Because I was talking about Craft (and being 'crafty' XD XD)
Apr: I tried to track a package being sent to me from Malaysia and get the following: Date: 7 April 2006; Remark Dispatch to 640003. <-- The Malaysian postal system is wack. *cracks up*
May: MELBOURNE IS RIDICULOUSLY COLD! <-- Well IT IS!
Jun: I've been trawling through different esthetic services for bjds, trying to decide whether or not I'm going to get Abi sent off to get a new face up or if I'm going to do her's again myself. <-- Posted only to find out that bunnythe13th asked the EXACT same question. Hey hon? Who did you end up using in the end?
Jul: Snapshot: Me on the morning of my 25th birthday. Crawled out of bed, had a shower, threw on some clothes, voila thats it. <-- I must've been busy that week.
Aug: /me will not have a computer at home for a while, so if you need to get a hold of me, please use le telephone. <-- OH NOES! The first sign of Lorelei in her death throes ;_;
Sep: Whilst changing songs on Itunes @ work I noticed something interesting... Proof that Adelaide Uni is actually the magic school of Australia! <-- I found out that Harry Potter uses iTunes and was moonlighting at the uni.
Oct: Last night I stripped my bed of winter sheets, washed "the porn blanket" and put on new, zillion-thread count chocolate summer sheets. <-- Pity these are the only summer sheets I own. XD
Nov: I can't believe I just stooped to using a lyric from a Girlband song as a title.. O_O;;; <-- I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS WAS OVER A MONTH AGO!
Dec: Can SOMEONE please explain all the 'heroine addict' elljay icons floating about? <-- Haha two days ago I exhibit signs of not being able to read.
What do I deduce from this year? I've been intolerably boring and serious. Which is sad, since yelling about Hermaphrodites is MUCH more interesting so I obviously started off okay.
My new year's resolution is to re-embrace random. Either that or restrict my comments to kittens to "let my natural loveliness shine through."
Take the first sentence (or 2) from the first post of each month of 2006. That's your year in review.
Jan: Apparently, the word of the first month of two thousand and six is: Hermaphrodite! <--I have ZERO recollection of what this refers to XD XD
Feb: He's not a light, little kitty so when he stands on you all that pressure is focussed on his little padded feet and so OWWIE! But if he sits or lies down and sleeps then its all good. <-- Referring to Java and his tendency to enjoy kneading my boobs... XD
Mar: LIKE A VIXEN! <-- Because I was talking about Craft (and being 'crafty' XD XD)
Apr: I tried to track a package being sent to me from Malaysia and get the following: Date: 7 April 2006; Remark Dispatch to 640003. <-- The Malaysian postal system is wack. *cracks up*
May: MELBOURNE IS RIDICULOUSLY COLD! <-- Well IT IS!
Jun: I've been trawling through different esthetic services for bjds, trying to decide whether or not I'm going to get Abi sent off to get a new face up or if I'm going to do her's again myself. <-- Posted only to find out that bunnythe13th asked the EXACT same question. Hey hon? Who did you end up using in the end?
Jul: Snapshot: Me on the morning of my 25th birthday. Crawled out of bed, had a shower, threw on some clothes, voila thats it. <-- I must've been busy that week.
Aug: /me will not have a computer at home for a while, so if you need to get a hold of me, please use le telephone. <-- OH NOES! The first sign of Lorelei in her death throes ;_;
Sep: Whilst changing songs on Itunes @ work I noticed something interesting... Proof that Adelaide Uni is actually the magic school of Australia! <-- I found out that Harry Potter uses iTunes and was moonlighting at the uni.
Oct: Last night I stripped my bed of winter sheets, washed "the porn blanket" and put on new, zillion-thread count chocolate summer sheets. <-- Pity these are the only summer sheets I own. XD
Nov: I can't believe I just stooped to using a lyric from a Girlband song as a title.. O_O;;; <-- I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS WAS OVER A MONTH AGO!
Dec: Can SOMEONE please explain all the 'heroine addict' elljay icons floating about? <-- Haha two days ago I exhibit signs of not being able to read.
What do I deduce from this year? I've been intolerably boring and serious. Which is sad, since yelling about Hermaphrodites is MUCH more interesting so I obviously started off okay.
My new year's resolution is to re-embrace random. Either that or restrict my comments to kittens to "let my natural loveliness shine through."