Questions for the populace..?

[bondchick_nett]

KK! I have three unrelated-to-each-other questions for you knowledgable people of knowledge!

1. Has anyone flown with VirginBlue or Jetstar within Australia?
   I want to go to Brisbane in April, all the Qantas Red e-deals are sold out so I'm looking at alternatives before I book some super savers. I know the quality of Qantas seats and service is outstanding and I would prefer that, but what are the seats like on the alternative because I don't want to get to Brisbane, squeal HI BEC! and then be unable to do anything for the week or so I am there because my back has completely died. I'd rather pay extra than be broken
2. What on earth and where on earth has this come from?
   A contract graphic design colleague sent me this passage of text in reply to a request of mine asking him to supply me with raw eps files so I could re-imagine his designs into the website.
   "missy higgins went to the shop but forgot her suspenders and her pants fell down and her money rolled away with a tin of tuna it had being eyeing off as soon as missy first stumbled inelegantly through the door in her broad australian accent. on the way home she used her broad australian accent to help a cat that had been caught in a drain by prying the drain entrance open with her aussie vowels. upon rescuing the cat she found that the cat had entered the drain to chase a can of tuna that was making a jiggling noise. missy retrieved her money, went back to the shop (the cat was employed to hold her her pants up in return for the tuna). missy bought the paper and latest issue of 'broad australian accents july' - title story: broaden your vowels in three easy steps and win a pair of suspenders!
   yes I'll send files tomorrow."
   
   Atleast he DID say that he'd send the files...
3. Has anyone seen the movie "Doll Master" (or "Inhyeongsa" in Korean)?
   Last week I asked if anyone could clarify a few things for me and a few friends but I got no replies on that, so I thought I'd ask again because I'm SO CONFUSED! *laughs*
   When the wheel-chair bound Jae-won tells the police dude and Hemi who is hand-cuffed up the whole reason behind everything, WHAT IS SHE SAYING?!? XD We saw the minor parts of exposition but obviously couldn't understand a word Jae-won was saying because we don't speak Korean.
   Why does Mina have a human body?
   And why does whoever killed Demian (I assume it was Mina?) kill him? Is it because he's a good influence and is loved by whatsherface even though she's now an adult so (I assume its Mina) is jealous?

THANKS in advance to you smexy lot!