Dec 04, 2005 10:29
OOOooooooooooooOOOOOooooooookaaaaaaaay..! O_o
Want to hear the most random thing EVER?
Just got a phone call from some bloke who's voice I don't recognize at all. The conversation went a bit like this:
Me: "Hello? *perkyperky*"
Them: "Hello Nett, How are you doing?"
M: "Um... I'm fine?" *already confused*
T: "Yeah I've got a cold,"
M: "Okay?"
T: "Do you know who this is?"
M: "I have no idea" *is wracking brains to make sure I'm not a HORRID person*
T: "I'll give you a hint..."
M: "...?"
T: "I've got a cold.... And I make love to you."
M: Thinking "WTF!??!?!?!?" "Erm.. Who?"
T: "Come on Nett, I've got a cold..?"
M: "Look I have no idea who this is."
T: "I've got a cold..."
M: "..."
T: "Are you there?"
M: "Vaguely, who is this??"
T: "Come on Nett, you know who this is! I've got a cold... And I make love to you over the phone..."
M: Thinking "WTF!??!?!?!?" "Look I'm sorry I have no idea who you are, I think you have the WRONG number." Thinking "Except you know my name, STALKER!"
T: *laughing*
M: "..."
T: "Are you still there?"
M: "Look, I don't know who this is."
T: "Have you ever been made love to over the phone before?"
M: Thinking "I don't even know who you are, its 10:30am so you're obviously a freak, like I'm going to say ANYTHING to you" "NO."
T: "What are you wearing?"
M: "So, BYE!" *hangup*
WTH!!!! Seriously? The only person's voice who even VAGUELY sounds like that is someone who it definitely wouldn't have been. Its like some kind of surreal icq cyber thing, only WITH MY HOME PHONE! O_o
The reason I never went back to icq was because random people would CONSTANTLY message you out of the blue (even when you said you were 99 years old O_O) to cyber. I don't exactly want to turn my phone off...
stalker,
sex,
phone