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'hotting up your car asian style'
1. get a car. it MUST be new! & made by a company like misubishi! european & american cars are STRICTLY forbidden! azn pride yo!
2. go to one of those 'sports car acessories'shops in box hill. buy a whole heap of bits of fiberglass spoilers & such.. these will do nothing but look 'cool'
3. buy some large speedos.. maybe one of those lapometer? thingys.. so that all the fly hunnies will think you do time trials & such at phillip island with your car club. DON'T attach these though.. they only need to look cool.. not actually be functional
4. buy a large agustable spanner.. open the bonnet & randomly hit things.. this will make the car noisier.. witch is what you want.. if you ruin somthing.. a collect call to mummy & daddy in hong kong will fix things
5. the all important sound system.. you need subwoofers that are so huge & heavy you have to drive to the side of a speed hump to avoid getting stuck halfway across due to the car being weighed down.. also you dont want you precious peices of plastic on the bottom of your car getting scratched..
6. stick a screwdriver in the exaustpipe.. this is the advanced version of the 'playing card pegged to the spoke of your bike when you are 6' 'look look daddy im riding a motorbike!'
the noise will attract peoples attention & you will have more chance of picking up some fly hunnies outside QBH on friday night!
7. LIGHTS you MUST have some blue lights underneath your car.. this has a great effect when you are traveling home from cruising though the city at 3am on sunday morning on the freeway..
8. stickers.. you need lots of stickers.. with the brand of your car, the shop your brought your useless spoiler & assorted plastic crap from etc.. brands are cool! flaunt them!
haha this is a work in progress... feel free to add any bits in mr car boy.. i know my temrinology(& spelling) arent so crash hot!
im also working on
'hotting up nanas laser for friday nights crusing down chapel 101'
1. get a car. it MUST be new! & made by a company like misubishi! european & american cars are STRICTLY forbidden! azn pride yo!
2. go to one of those 'sports car acessories'shops in box hill. buy a whole heap of bits of fiberglass spoilers & such.. these will do nothing but look 'cool'
3. buy some large speedos.. maybe one of those lapometer? thingys.. so that all the fly hunnies will think you do time trials & such at phillip island with your car club. DON'T attach these though.. they only need to look cool.. not actually be functional
4. buy a large agustable spanner.. open the bonnet & randomly hit things.. this will make the car noisier.. witch is what you want.. if you ruin somthing.. a collect call to mummy & daddy in hong kong will fix things
5. the all important sound system.. you need subwoofers that are so huge & heavy you have to drive to the side of a speed hump to avoid getting stuck halfway across due to the car being weighed down.. also you dont want you precious peices of plastic on the bottom of your car getting scratched..
6. stick a screwdriver in the exaustpipe.. this is the advanced version of the 'playing card pegged to the spoke of your bike when you are 6' 'look look daddy im riding a motorbike!'
the noise will attract peoples attention & you will have more chance of picking up some fly hunnies outside QBH on friday night!
7. LIGHTS you MUST have some blue lights underneath your car.. this has a great effect when you are traveling home from cruising though the city at 3am on sunday morning on the freeway..
8. stickers.. you need lots of stickers.. with the brand of your car, the shop your brought your useless spoiler & assorted plastic crap from etc.. brands are cool! flaunt them!
haha this is a work in progress... feel free to add any bits in mr car boy.. i know my temrinology(& spelling) arent so crash hot!
im also working on
'hotting up nanas laser for friday nights crusing down chapel 101'