a couple things

Oct 04, 2007 15:32

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10:44 AM 10/4/07 · The Lords of Acid have a song called The ABC's of Kinky Sex that I think would be ideal for BaGG, though I'm not sure it's dance worthy, but to the best of my knowledge it's never been played there. I haven't been back since December but prior to that I was going fairly regularly the two years prior. Before that I didn't miss a single day. Even went when I had the flu...

...if any of you've been going since 1992 and were wondering where that random cough came from.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my A-B-C

A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe
While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha)
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints, to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where, a winding woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string
Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit
Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it

Twinkle, twinkle little slut
Now I spank your naughty butt
Once I've warmed it you will cry
And I'll wipe your teary eye
Don't forget the lessons learned
Or your rumpsticks will be burned
A-B-C
You and me
K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
A-B-Cs of S-E-X
F-U-N spells K-I-N-K
Bah, bah black sheep in my school
You'll be shorn of all your wool
One lesson in submission, another in pain
After graduation things will never be the same
You'll become my grovelling fool
Drowning in a puddle of your own drool
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy I will be once I teach you the kinky A-B-C
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C

(A-B-C)

I've got it as an mp3, though I'd intended to link it here but it seems the link has gone dead since I downloaded it. I don't think I've ever heard it there...but then they say the memory is the first thing to go.

Though I put up the post for this month's events there it didn't dawn on me till the other day that this year's All Hallows Eve falls on a Wednesday. The one and only time I remember that happeneing was back in ye good old days of The Trocadero where it turned out that Switchblade Symphony was performing.

That night was amazing on a variety of levels.

Having not been back in nearly a year I'd really like to be there for this one. Not having a car makes it tricky, I can get the time off from work easily enough, unless I wanna stay at the Caltrain station until 4:45 in the morning waiting for the first train of the day.

I'd rather not.

It's easy enough to get there under my own power. If I knew for a fact she'd be in town, and not going to the Exotic Erotic Ball, I'd ask
Kumi; she's given me rides back before. Can ask
niveK but there's no guarantees there; he went for years but it turns out he kinda hates the club and was only going to worship
Malice. Know better than to ask
Warlock because even though he doesn't drive, for the first 5 years of going I was his only way back and forth, he always insists that whoever is getting him there absolutely can't drive me.

He's disturbingly consistant on that one point.

Still, I've got about 4 weeks time to work this out. Though I'm not the babe I used to be...not going out regularly and only working has led to bit more belly development. I'm afraid all I'll be able to contribute to a night out is that if the building should lurch sideways I may be used as a trampoline to prevent injuries.

nivek, warlock, switchblade symphony, bagg, the trocadero, halloween, lords of acid, kumi, abcs of kinky sex

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