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Jul 02, 2008 10:05

[After a knife-fighting, Repairman-beating, train-jumping, shuttle-grabbing victory lap, Wesley learns What the Fraternity Is All About.]

SLOAN: I will show you the Loom Room once, and then you will never see it again. A thousand years ago, a secret fraternity of weavers invented a giant magic loom that weaves the names of Those Who Must Die in binary code. And we are the weapons of fate who interpret the magic weavings and carry out their orders.

WESLEY: Seriously?

SLOAN: Yes.

WESLEY: No, for real.

SLOAN: Yes.

WESLEY: And you want me to kill people, seriously, for real, because the Giant Magic Loom of Fate said so? In medieval binary?

SLOAN: Now you know why I never let anyone in here twice.

This is brought to you by m15m, or Movies in 15 Minutes. This basically encapsulates Wanted for me. M15M also has a really funny recap of The Happening, among others.
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