The Scammer
This might keep going so lets see.
I am trying to sell a laptop on Craigslist. Of course I expect scammers, but I respond to them with nonsense shit to see if they get it.
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-HIM-
Dear seller
I saw your item on Craigskist and i will like to buy it for my daughter in Nigeria.I will like to pay you by Pay pal OR Bank transfer.Kindly get back to me with your pay pal id or bank info and the shipping cost to Nigeria via EMS express mail.hope to read back from you now.
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-ME-
BLERKA BLERKA EAT ME ASSHOLE
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-HIM-
hello thanks for your mail that you send to me......i want to tell you that i want your item for my son Nigeria i will like to using Money Gram home cash deliver at your door step so i will like you to get back to me with your full name and your full address so i can able to make the payment for in time......thanks
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-ME-
I am looking for hot sex. Can you come over tomorrow? I will trade sex for laptop. Thanks
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-HIM-
hello what do you mean by that i tell you that i want to buy your item to my son......do you want to sell it to me or not i want you to tell me now so i can make the payment for via money gram home cash deliver at your door step.....thanks
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-ME-
I forgot what I wrote but it was something along these lines:
Well, I thought that we could have sex instead of you scamming me and mailing me a fake check, so at least I would get something from this deal.
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-HIM-
dear seller
what do you mine by having sex .... i really want to buy your item and i main to buy it plase kindly send me your full name.your bank name and your adress so it will be easy for the both of us,and for me to pay in time.... thanks for the message god bless you send me back your message on time for the payment best regards from george smith......
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-ME-
I want your body. I want to do this.
More to come...
I am trying to sell a laptop on Craigslist. Of course I expect scammers, but I respond to them with nonsense shit to see if they get it.
-------------------------------------------------------------
-HIM-
Dear seller
I saw your item on Craigskist and i will like to buy it for my daughter in Nigeria.I will like to pay you by Pay pal OR Bank transfer.Kindly get back to me with your pay pal id or bank info and the shipping cost to Nigeria via EMS express mail.hope to read back from you now.
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-ME-
BLERKA BLERKA EAT ME ASSHOLE
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-HIM-
hello thanks for your mail that you send to me......i want to tell you that i want your item for my son Nigeria i will like to using Money Gram home cash deliver at your door step so i will like you to get back to me with your full name and your full address so i can able to make the payment for in time......thanks
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-ME-
I am looking for hot sex. Can you come over tomorrow? I will trade sex for laptop. Thanks
-------------------------------------------------------------
-HIM-
hello what do you mean by that i tell you that i want to buy your item to my son......do you want to sell it to me or not i want you to tell me now so i can make the payment for via money gram home cash deliver at your door step.....thanks
-------------------------------------------------------------
-ME-
I forgot what I wrote but it was something along these lines:
Well, I thought that we could have sex instead of you scamming me and mailing me a fake check, so at least I would get something from this deal.
--------------------------------------------------------------
-HIM-
dear seller
what do you mine by having sex .... i really want to buy your item and i main to buy it plase kindly send me your full name.your bank name and your adress so it will be easy for the both of us,and for me to pay in time.... thanks for the message god bless you send me back your message on time for the payment best regards from george smith......
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-ME-
I want your body. I want to do this.
More to come...