nikki sixx is my love

Sep 17, 2005 23:33

okay...Mötley last night.....sooo much shit happened, some good, some gross, some horrible. but they are seriously my all time favorite band. i highly doubt anyone will seriously read all this but without further ado, here is my rediculously long livejournal update.


so me and brittany get there at like 5 and are freaking out because we wanted to get there at like 3 haha. sooo lets see, ill start by telling you what i was wearing because that will help you understand things a lot better. i had this black tube top that was very small, white shorts that i had cut so my ass was practically hanging out of them, and some six inch heels. haha.
okay, so we obviously wanted to find out where the fuck the buses were going to be but we had no idea. so we're walking around philips arena and 96rock has this little booth set up and the guy with the microphone asked me if i was going to the show and i was like of couuurrrsseeee! and then they felt the need to comment about what i was wearing and shit.
anyway...we walked around to the other side and looked in through the door and there was a guy setting up merchandise and he looked at us and we heard him yell to someone "should i let them in?!" but then he just came over and talked to us through the door. we asked him where the buses were and he told us we had to go all the way to the end of this sketchy parking garage and go all the way to the bottom under the street where the loading docks were.
so we start walking over there and the 96rock guy stopped me again and was like "you want a free tshirt" and i was like "sure" so he goes "name 3 mötley crüe songs"......."same ol' situation, dr. feelgood, girls girls girls" hahaha so i got a free 96rock shirt. suh-weet.
soo we finally get under the road and we can see all the semis and shit by the loading dock but there is a gate with a security guard. "is that where mötleys buses are gonna be?" i asked. "yes" "can we go over there?" and then he looked around and moved out of the way and said "i didnt see anything" soo we just walked on in, but unfortunatly there were more gates and more guards. so the band hasnt gotton there yet so we wait, and wait, and wait, and talk to some creepy guy that wanted to show me his dick......ew, and wait. and then finally they make up back up to the other side of the road and in pulls four buses. (okay guys this is where it starts to get better)
so the buses park and after a little while mick gets off his bus and walks inside. then a little while after that (after talking to some perv security guards) i see a little group of people walking towards vince's bus that was parked like fucking 10 feet away from where we were. the group parts and i see my love, NIKKI FUCKING SIXX, then the group parts more and i see his love...fucking donna d'errico, and they are totally holding hands (insert jealousy because they looked so fucking god damn cute). so the whole flashing plan was out the window at this point. she is seriously 10x more gorgeous in person....as is he aslkhgsklghasljg. so theyre standing there waiting to get on vince's bus and the 2 creeps next to us were screaming "NIKKI!! NIKKI SIXX!!" and he was completley ignoring them, and he had sunglasses on so you couldnt tell where he was looking but i just waved to him anyway AND HE TOTALLY WAVED BACK!!! KLJG;ASLKJGASL;DJHFKLAHGALH!! then donna looked over and i waved to her but she definitly did not wave back and i was a little upset about that haha. so then we see vince in the window of the bus and he lets nikki and donna on. (but we definitly got pics of them...but we're waiting to finish the roll so i havent gotton them developed yet. if they dont come out i seriously just might have to commit suicide)
soooo micks bus driver comes up to us and goes "good lord, i thought mick was gonna jump out of the window when we drove past you ladies" askljgd;asljg!!! thats probably the biggest compliment ive gotton hahahaha.
a little bit later nikki and donna got off the bus and walked inside, and i would like to take this time to say that NIKKI SIXX HAS THE BEST HINDQUARTERS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN ALL MY DAY hahaha. *sigh* then vince and leah got off the bus, vince didnt even look over at us and leah had her arm all wrapped around him and stuff, and they went inside.
so then vince bus driver comes over and is talking to us. he told us that donna and leah girindini (vince's wife...i dont know how to spell) were both really nice but watched their husbands like fucking hawks (i dont blame them). he said leah was way worse than donna...but being married to vince neil...i would be too. he told us that we werent gonna get any kisses or boobs signed by nikki or vince as long as their wives were around. he also said he met pamela and she was a sweetheart...and this is me being jealous.
then this guy that was on vince's bus came over to us and told us he was vince's assistant. he was purdy cute except for this gross facial hair haha.
so he comes up to us and hes like "how old are you" and im like "18" and hes like "okay" and im like "why" "because certain people are talking about you guys backstage" "oh? whooo?" "i cant tell you that! im gonna get people into trouble! but i can tell you that we're all staying at the four seasons hotel and this person wants you guys to come up there and PARTY AND STUFF." (cue fuuureeeaking out WERE TOTALLY GONNA PARTY AND STUFF WITH MOTLEY FUCKING CRUE IN THE HOTEL ROOOMSSSS ASLJGASL;DJGAS;JAS;GSSLKJG;ALJGAS;G)"yea totally" so then we're just talking to him and vinces driver about where theyre going next and shit and vinces assistant goes "we can stop by her house and pick her up" fuckkk yesss, please dooooo!! so a little while later he gets a call on his phone from vince so he had to leave and he goes "alright well see you guys after show" and we're like helll fucking yessss.
sooo tommy definitly had not even arrived yet because he was at a radio station interview. so we waited, and talked, and waited, vinces driver went on the bus and gave us waterbottles FROM VINCE NEILS FUCKING BUS, and waited, and talked, more creepy guys, and waited. and then vinces assistant (fuckk i cant remember his name) came out and was like "why are you guys still out here?" (it was like 7:45) and we're all "we're waiting for tommy" "tommys already here" "what? how did he get here?" "he came in a car and came in the little side entrence" FUCK. so we went up to the front of the arena and saw the 96rock guy again and hes like "hey, still got the shirt i gave you?" and i was like "yup, in my bag" and hes like "okay, can i get a mötley crüe rocks in the microphone?" hahahaha so i yelled that into the mic and everyone around started cheering and i laauuugghed.
so we get in line to go in and this fucking security guard goes "no outside beverages" FUCK NOT THE WATERBOTTLES FROM VINCE'S BUS!!! so im like "but these are off vince neil's tour bus" "sorry not allowed" "can we just dump the water out and keep the bottle?" "nope, no outside beverages" "please!! you just dont understand!!" "nope" FUCK HIM WE HAD TO THROW THEM AWAY. but luckily we hid the camera in brittanys bra...because my shirt wouldnt cover it up....
yea. so we're in. and after the show, we were fucking going to the four seasons to "party and stuff" with fucking mötley crüe.
A;SJHGASKDHGASKLDHGASLKHGHSLHGDALGKH!!!!


after buying my way toooo big tour tshirt and a mötley crüe thong (which im wearing right now) we go in and find our seats (and i can finally take off my shoes hahaha). so after waiting about an hour, the lights go down, and the clown midget comes out and does his thing, then the girls come out of the box, and then the curtain goes up and fucking shout at the devil im going to piss my pants and i want to have sex with every member of mötley crüe, thats right, i said it, every member. so the show is going AMAZING DGASJDL;JGDALHGALGJ. i was in fucking awe. vince was singing amazingly. mick was fucking walking around the stage and lifting his guitar up and pretty much being my hero. tommy was going crazy on the drums. and my love was just fucking fklsjdgkjashdfklashlgkashdlkaga. there are no words. this was turning out to be even better than the first time i saw them.
my love was amazing, he is just...amazing haha. he goes up to the mic and says "now we're gonna play a fucking country song for you" and everyone starts booing really loudly and then nikki goes "now we're definitly gonna play a fucking country song for you motherfuckers" and there was a roar of laughter hahahaha. and he goes "i wrote it myself, its called red hot."
so they played "shout at the devil", "red hot", "on with the show", "looks that kill", "Louder Than Hell", "10 seconds to love", and "live wire"....
like halfway into "live wire" mick has a guitar solo, after the solo they go into the next verse and strangly there is no vince singing...the audience is singing and stuff but no vince. i look on the stage and there is no vince on stage. they get to the chorus and all we hear is nikki singing "cause im alive!" -music- "cause im alive!" -music- "cause im alive!" still no vince. so they stop playing and tommy does his whole "i cant fucking hear you atlanta!!" thing and nikki and mick are walking around on stage motioning for us to scream louder. this wouldnt be unusual at all except for the fact that it went on for like...5 minutes. so then they start playing the song again, still no vince, they finish it and the curtin closes and its intermission.
so by this time brittany and i are a little worried, but we were like maybe vince just had to go early for a costume change.....? so intermission is supposed to be 10 minutes. 10 minutes pass, 20 minutes pass, 30 minutes pass, brittany and i are freaking out. about 45 minutes later the lights go down and the curtin comes up and there is a spotlight on nikkis microphone. mick, tommy, and nikki walk up to it and im thinking ohhhh shiiiit.
and nikki (my love) goes "hey guys, we have to tell you something. we are really happy to be here but vince is injured pretty badly, he fell onstage and hes on his way to the hospital. so we obviously cant finish the show without a lead singer and we need to get to the hospital too so we will refund and reschedule the show. you guys have my word. i give you my word atlanta!" by this time im in fucking shock.
and then tommy says "in the meantime, who wants a shot of jagermeister!!!" and he pours it out into the audince. and then he says "vinnie is on the way to the hospital and hes just all fucked up and shit."
and then nikki says "security is freaking out, the fucking police are freaking out, everyone is fucking freaking out. so if you guys could just exit the arena in a humanlike fashion and get to your cars calmly that would be fucking awesome. we love you atlanta and we'll be back!" and then the walked off stage and the lights came up.
..........what the fuuuccckkkkkk just happened?? this is a joke...they're gonna come out and be like ohh we're just kidding!!! are we being punk'd?? wheres ashton? where is he?? but they never came out saying they were kidding, ashton never came out....this was for real and i was seriously in shock. we walked back to the car in shock not even knowing what was going on or how this could fucking happen. why does so much fucking shit have to happen to one band, havent they been through enough, i mean fuck.
so we get to the hardrock and as everything starts to sink in: vince is hurt, the shows cancelled, vince is hurt, we cant go back to the four seasons and party with them. vince is hurt, the show is cancelled and then i just start fucking crying...yea so what, i did, get over it. it was horrible. like, i dont even want to talk about this anymore. im so upset. poor vince, poor mötley, no crazy orgy hotel after party. :(
my life sucks tommy lees huge fucking cock.


so today brittany and i wake up all depressed and hoarse. we decided to go and buy vince some roses, since we knew we knew the closest hospital to the arena and what hotel they had stayed at or were staying at.
so i drive up to grady memorial hospital and walk in the lobby with a vase of roses and a little note that says "Hope you get better soon Vince! Can't wait for you to come back to Atlanta! <3 Jenn and Brittany (2 really big fans) XOXO" hahaha i know we're dumb, get over it.
so i talk to the woman at the front desk and she says she doesnt know anything about vince neil being there and obviously his name wasnt on record because im sure he used an anoynymous name...if he even went to that hospital.
hahaha the guy next to me was like "oh vince neil, from mötley crüe!" and i was like "yeah" and he was like "oh so are you a groupie?!" and i laughed and said "um i actually prefer the term band-aid" and then he like slapped my arm and was like "oh its okay! you groupies man! i tell you what..." and then he just trailed off and i left realizing vince was not there.
so i drive over to the four seasons hotel. holy fuck. that is the nicest hotel i have ever been in in my life. and it was my first experience with a revolving door...so i had to go around twice. haha. i get into the lobby with roses in hand and stand in line at the front desk. i look up at the woman in front of me and its totally fucking GWENITH PALTROW...WHAT THE FUCK!?! her daughter Apple was in a stroller next to her. she was adorable. she kept waving to me and blowing me kisses. and then she would say "flower! flower! mom! mom! flower!" it was so cute. then as they were leaving apple was blowing some more kisses so i blew one to her and i laughed and smiled and looked up at gwenith and she laughed and smiled too....fucking insane.
so i talk to the people at the front desk and they dont know the name vince or any of the guys were staying under. fuccckkkkk. so i was just like okay thanks, and went out into the parking lot. and what did i find there, none other than a single tour bus...one that looked a lot like vince neils. i walked over to it and all the windows were blacked and the shades were closed and the little compartment on the side was out. so i walked around it...it had the same montana plate that all the buses had, it was the same brand or company or whatever, and it had a map on the dashboard just like vinces. that was totally VINCE FUCKING NEILS BUS!! so i walked up and just knocked on the front doof (thanks to beth hahaha). there was no answer so i knocked again, no answer. goddamnitsonofabitch. so i go to starbucks and then go back to the bus, call beth again, and then knock on the door one last time..................................(cue suspense)................... no fucking answer. :( but i knew for a fact that that was vince neils bus. so i go back into the hotel and say to the guy "okay, sorry to bother you again but i KNOW for a fact that this is where mötley stayed because i was invited here, and there is bus in the parking lot that im pretty sure is vince neils so that means he hasnt left yet, if i could just leave these roses with you, could you give them to him if you see him or anyone assosciated with him leave? because if i take them home i will just end up throwing them away (i paid seven dollars for those babies)." and the guys goes "sure, do you need to write a note?" "no theres already one on there" "okay and he'll know who you are?" "umm, he might not know who i am but his assistant and driver will" "okay, i will be sure to give them to him". I HOPE VINCE GOT THE FLOWERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!LJGA;LJGAS;GAHGKLAH.
and then i went home and thats that.

I SERIOUSLY CAN NOT WAIT FOR THEM TO RESCHEDULE IT!!!!! THIS TIME THERE ISNT GOING TO BE ANY ACCIDENT AND NO ONE WILL BE HURT AND ME AND BRITTANY WILL FUCKING GET BACKSTAGE, OR GET IN BE LET IN TO THEIR HOTEL ROOMS AND FUCKING PARTY AND STUFF WITH MOTLEY FUCKING CRUE!!!! (and maybe next time donna and leah wont be there..."shifty eyes")



My Love. *dies* next time...next time...

AWW VINCE NEIL GET BETTER SOOOONNNN!!!!<3333333333333333333333333333333

the end. haha.
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