"and i can see them in my rearview mirror"

Jun 30, 2005 05:49

i am obssessed with buying records...i dont even have a record player! its ludacris!

This is seriously the most rediculous thing I have ever read in my life, and it made me laugh a whole lot. )

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Gothic??? kisstory84 June 30 2005, 12:13:40 UTC
I never thought of myself as gothic, but I wear rock shirts, I like sex, sleep, I have a "declining interest" in the bible, and I disregard authority. If I was a part of that church, they would burn me! What a crock of shit!

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Re: Gothic??? bon_still_lives June 30 2005, 21:24:45 UTC
haha i know dude. im not goth either but a lot of fucking things on this list definitly apply to me. they would burn me too! haha.

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plasmaslinger June 30 2005, 14:33:50 UTC
My god...
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and
Buddhism.
philosophy... isn't a religion... neither is buddhism, for that matter.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that
your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
I don't... I really don't understand...
-Complains of boredom.
They just kind of stretch it here. Oh, and according to this list, I am an utter goth. I think most people would think otherwise...
I've always looked at such things as theatrics. Honestly the only people who take such things on a radical, serious level is the churchgoers themselves...

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bon_still_lives June 30 2005, 21:23:56 UTC
i agree. according to this list i think half the population would be considered goth. its retarded. haha.

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inside_voices June 30 2005, 14:42:04 UTC
its funny, im pretty sure not one of the things they mentioned actually deals with Satan.
i wanna meet the lady that wrote this. no man would have :P

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bon_still_lives June 30 2005, 21:22:52 UTC
hahaha i know seriously. this just makes the Christian religion look like a bunch of fuckheads.

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stuckmodebabe June 30 2005, 15:46:22 UTC
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup

oooo burn me

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bon_still_lives June 30 2005, 21:13:52 UTC
haha WE'RE ALL DAMNED TO HELL!!

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stuckmodebabe June 30 2005, 21:33:13 UTC
Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to
music.

DAMNED TO HELL!!

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bon_still_lives June 30 2005, 22:59:57 UTC
hahahaha!! *eats some satanic Count Dracula cereal*

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showmescars June 30 2005, 20:10:36 UTC
Ha! I read that when I was 14. I had my first (crappy) website with people like Crue, KISS, & Marilyn Manson on it. Someone sent it to me and insisted I give them my parents' email addresses so they could "warn them". It was really dumb. Plus, aside from Marilyn Manson, who my mom kinda likes more now, neither of my parents cared whether I read the Bible or wo9re black or rock shirts or whatever. I wouldn't have much of a wardrobe, if I didn't have any rock shirts (then OR now).

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bon_still_lives June 30 2005, 21:17:14 UTC
haha i totally agree.
my theater teacher was one of these kinds of people. she would never cast me as good parts and she used to always pull me aside and have little talks with me about the things i like and wanted to have a conference with my mom. my mom thought it was the dumbest thing ever.
i fucking hated hate her. hah.

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showmescars July 1 2005, 00:01:54 UTC
What's considered "gothic food" outside of Count Chocula? I REALLY wouldn't know. I didn't know a certoon on a box means I'm goth.

Damn it, I guess at 22, I'm still not a prep! Oh dear! What shall my mother ever do with me? [/sarcasm]

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bon_still_lives July 1 2005, 00:53:44 UTC
hahahahaha.

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