Dedicated To The Chair of My Dept
You are an overweight, overpaid, ego-inflated pig that embodies everything I ever fought against as a higher-education organizer. You also grade my papers and ultimately decide whether or not I am "good enough" to stay in your Graduate program. I hope you are enjoying the blood, sweat, and tears of my tuition money while you brag about the Vodka in your overseas conferences - you alcoholic academic anachronism. Go ahead, get fat off of the struggles of immigrants, the young, the broke, the desperate, and other people that can't do anything but hope that your favoritism lands them a job someday. When I make it, I am dedicating my career to sending people like you to the unemployment line. You are the reason that assholes like Rick Santorum resonate with people that never felt included in academia.
They call it a chair because you don't get up off your ass to actually contribute to society.
They call it a chair because you don't get up off your ass to actually contribute to society.