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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I stole cureforhumanity's purse (-30 points). In August I bought porn for johnny_dingle (10 points). In July I gave kronika420 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, scootropmeat (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4325 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
bombtheboats