03: Valentines

[bombgoesboom]

Oh, you silly peoples and your silly holidays!

Since I'm in a good mood this year, I think I'll send a few buds a valentine. I'm a bit lazy and don't really want to label them all, so if you get a big, red, unmarked letter in your mailboxes or under your doors, don't be alarmed! It's just a thing from me! :D

Comments

[monotreme_101]

...they aren't going to explode when we open them are they? I... I really don't want to go on a valentines day date with my girl all covered in soot. That's Fuel's username and I'm no poser.

[bombgoesboom]

Ohhh, don't worry, they won't involve soot.

[monotreme_101]

....charred fur counts as soot, Bean.

[bombgoesboom]

Oh, uh, in that case... might want to wear a surgical mask and some goggles or something.

[monotreme_101]

Whyyyy not just write a nice message on a simple card WITHOUT any explosives? You might really hurt someone, y'know?

[bombgoesboom]

But that's not as fun! :(

[monotreme_101]

Weeeell.... sometimes you need to put the health and safety of other people ahead of your own fun. Not all the time.. just... y'know. When you could potentially put someone's eye out. Or even worse, make them look scruffy on their valentines day date.