a ninja in disguise
This post is dedicated to my halloween adventures and the aftermath (wow makes it sounds like there was a zombie apocalypse or something XD)
And just a word of warning this post will be image and word heavy, so dial up beware.
And since i haven't posted in forever this will encompass a lot of stuff :P
I have been feeling so sluggish and blah lately, it is affecting everything, I have done no hw, no nano, no emails, no nothing, I just have been sitting at my desk like a useless sake of potatoes, so that is why this post is so late, for I felt like an extra from the night of the living dead
ah well, let us begin
We shall begin with halloween morning, it dawned crisp and sunny-ish. Well my day started at 7am for Intro to Arch, but when I woke up I felt like I was hit by a freight train, so in my muddled post wake up thought process and muttered "this ain't happening," so I went back to sleep XD, ah poor arch class, they really should have made it later, so more people would come.
I woke up again in time for chem lab, which I can't skip, but that is okay I have a lot of fun playing with erosive chemicals XD (except for last week when i thought i got some on me and freaked out a bit, but luckily i am still in possession of a pinky knuckle, so its all good) This time we had to identify a unknown household chemical, and from that lab a new inside joke was born. Me and my team were doing a flame test to see if we had the right answer, so when we set the wire thing on fire (yes fire! says my inner pyro) the flame became a really bright orange, and out of my mouth popped the phrase "Wow, that is big freaking orange!" and we all laughed and from henceforth, any thing that is very bright orange will be called big freaking orange. And since me and my team are made of awesome and wincakes we left early. So I went to Jasmine (the chinese restaurant on campus), because nothing says celebrating like chinese food! yum chinese food.
So I was on a chem lab high, so I bounced back to my dorm, to temporarily dye my hair green!!!! YES!!!! (and I have pictures!)
But first, we have pics of my door:(and there are a lot of them, I think I went a bit trigger happy)
Don't we have the most awesome door evar? Pumpkins made out of orange post its, scratch art, and a advertisement! we are really that cool XD
I love rainbow scratch art :D, brings back memories of camp (I WANT TO GO BACK *WAH*)
Look! It is a crowley pumpkin! I couldn't do an aziraphale one, it just looked weird, and stuff XD
Harry pumpkin! I was going to do the rest of the golden trio, but alas...I didn't *fails*
Aren't those ghosts the cutest thing ever? Kim made them, and they are made of win and winnebago.
And now a picture of the pumpkin I painted the night before in the lounge of my building:
it is kinda crappy lookin, but it is my squishy pumpkin, and it will be mine XD
I was going to do a before picture but me and my hair kept coming out looking like crap, so there is no before, only after XD, so here we go:
you can barely see it, but this was in the "beginning" of the process
Why, yes, my hand did turn green like that XD, I looked like Elphaba :D, but it did wash, ah well it was cool to have green hands while it lasted.
here is some more green hair, it looked okay, but you can really see it when I take pictures, it didn't look as good in person.
And this is me from the front sans glasses, not very greenish looking but oh well, and check out my snazzy green and black nails.
and look, it is my nano-notebook! and some crazy lady holding it in her hands, what is she doing there? I thought she was in the crazy people place, oh noes! she must have escaped....
Okay, I finished my hair-raising experience *chortle* and then I had chem lecture XD, so I went, green hair and all. Not too many people around SBU celebrated the best holiday EVAR, but a few did. I say face paint on a few people (skull like and all) and then there were these two asian guys, one was a nurse, the other a french maid. I nearly died laughing :D, hi-larious
So, I got picked up by my dad (imagine going on the train with that hair? I would have gotten a few....interesting looks) so to home I went
I got home, to my brother being...kinda an idiot nothing unusual he didn't like his costume so he dragged my mom and aunt jo back home to change.
And btw, my mom's leg has gotten so bad lately, she is really limping around and all, she has to use a cane and everything, god I hope it is not cancer, but they did like three biopsies and they didn't come to a conclusion.
Okay, so then I went and put on my...costume. And for the record, I had no idea what the hell I was, I was a mishmash of things, the only thing I could come up with to was that I was a fairy hooker (but if anyone asked I was going to say ninja in disguise, hence the subject line)
here is a pic at sarah's house periculosa
I could also be a demonic priest thing (or a nazi vampire hehehehe, but then I would need an awesome ass gun, but alas....I has none)
and here is my cool feather mask thing! except it was smushing my glasses into my face so I didn't wear it much XD ah well, it is still cool.
My favorite part of my costume is not shown in the pics above, for my fave part are my stockings, which were green and black, my favorite color combination, so here is a picture of them, and no this is not a porn shot XD
Okay, enough about me, let us see what sarah was for halloween:
She was frank circa three cheers era! And of course, happy belated birthday frank-monkee!!!
okay, so we set out to terrorize trick or treat around the neighborhood. And I have to say I was getting quite nostalgic, for you see I haven't trick or treated in my own neighborhood in years, for like the last 4 years I went to sara paccione's neighborhood and wrecked havoc and mayhem there, so it was nice, and I got to see the coolest house ever, seriously these people win at life, they have lifesize old style monster that move, they have spooky noises and they have subtle things that enhance the awesome, of course in my awe I forgot to take pictures *fails at life*
But I did take a pic of this house, which was cool in its own right:
and this is me, glowing in the dark, kinda XD
So, me and sarah had completely crack conversations as we trounced around the 'hood, we also made fun of the shaving cream covered hooligans that roamed the streets, man does shaving cream and egg smell bad.
We were planning on going to blockbuster, so we turned around after about an hour and a half, and we headed back to our house which is in the general blockbuster direction, and on the way is a protestant church (which is actually on the end of my block, but specifics specifics) so sarah had to tie her shows (and so did I for that matter) and the most crack thing ever happened, and also the reason why me and sarah should never create songs together. She started to sing an MCR song about church steps (i forgot which one it was *is shot*) and I believe it had to do with bleeding on the church’s steps, so she said something about tying shoes on the steps and I joined in with how I could bleed if I yanked out a tooth, and it dissolved from there, I really do exude crack like Rome XD
so we finally made the long journey (of ten minutes) to blockbuster, so we picked up shaun of the dead, and made fun of the other movies (or exclaimed "you never saw donnie darko? travesty!!!)
So we went to her house, ordered Caesar salad and chick parm rolls, and watched the greatest zombie movie ever!! IT WAS SO FUNNY! I swear i would watch any movie those guys ever make, for between this and hit fuzz I nearly died laughing.
RRROOOOYYYYY!!!!
....ahem....
ah right, nearly forgot, here is a picture of about a third of our spoils, and a grumpy looking sarah XD
right o! So we chatted about till I had to leave (argh stoopid curfew) and so I went home, and went to sleep (I was too lazy to shower the junk out of my hair)
So when I woke up, it was november first, and nano began, and I flailed....majorly! okay, here is a break in the flow, at the present time I have about 8,000 some odd words, and i haven't touched it in days, it is not like I have writers block, I have extreme lethargy, and it sucks, for the characters are screaming to get out, and I AM NOT LISTENING!!! and I hate myself for it, I want to type I really do, but I have no energy what so ever, I think I really should go back to taking my iron pills before I faint or something. yeah /flaily rant
anywho here is a random pic of my brother, cause he wanted his picture taken:
and here is my dog kelly, cause I said so XD:
and here is my costume last year (of which I didn't have a picture of *fail*, so I stole this from sarah), I was an ANBU ninja from naruto, and my face is blocked because I looked like a possessed marsh mellow demon:
and I made this costume my self, I have the glue gun burns to prove it XD
Oh yeah, when I washed my hair out, the water got all neon green I was nearly scared shitless, I thought I inadvertently dyed the tub, but I didn't and there was much rejoicing.
so thursday afternoon I took the train back to SBU, and then I remembered I had to do hw in the library, so I went halloween candy and all (for I took my bag with me, for it is mine all mine!!!) and my laptop in my back pack, but you know what? I did the assignment wrong and ended up not handing it in, so I trudged around campus with my candy for no good reason (except I was able to snack on candy in math, score~)
So friday I went back home XD and did nothing productive except watch a lot of grey's anatomy and tenimyu (hahahaha POT is my anti-drug, hey wait a minute, XD)
and then the weirdest thing happened to me Saturday afternoon. I wanted to go to the park and play tennis against the wall (because Prince of tennis now has the deed to my brain and yeah....I wanted to play some tennis and try to do a twist serve and fail) When I walked over to the park my aunt was there with my little brother so we hit and missed the ball around a few times, and then it was time for them to go, and I was finally awarded some silence and an open handball court. But then this guy came into the court, and he looked like a creepy rapist type with his sweat shirt and stuff I think I have been watching too many lifetime commercials so he went to the other side to play handball. So I was a little paranoid and all, but I kept on hitting the ball against the wall, and then I hit the ball to his side, so yeah I had to go and get it. He got it for me and passed it too me (and creepy man turned out to be a teenaged boy) and of all things he asked me if i have seen mcr in concert (I was wearing my black parade sweatshirt) so I was like yeah at warped tour, and he was like cool I saw them a Nassau coliseum, at this time my brain has melted out of my ears out of the sheer weirdness of this all, but oh this was only the beginning. I went back to my side and he followed me, and then decided to...I think...flirt with me *FLAIL* (me of all people, people don't flirt with me, they go awww silly jen, go on monkey do that again, or maybe other people are flirting with me and I just can't pick it up because I am a socil retard, but enough about me, on to the story) he did a bit of small talk and he then asked if I played handball, I told him no, and I really wanted to say that I did not spend most of my school career trying to hit a small blue ball against the wall like the rest of teenaged america, I watched anime instead, but I didn't. He then started to hit the handball against one half of my wall, so I am like okay then I will just hit the tennis ball on this side, and we then proceeded to have an awkward dance of handball and tennis, me messing up more than usual so I wouldn't bean my wall buddy in the head with a ball and/or racquet. Then a boy and a girl who looked stereotypically emo came over who were apparently his friends, and then out of nowhere even more emo kids came, they then proceeded to have a powwow in the middle of the court, I was all like excuse me, I am trying to play tennis here. Then one of his emo friends decided a handball game was in order and they went to the other side and I was left in peace, for a few minutes anyway. More emo kids came (OMG WHY ME?!?!?!) and decided to stand and chat on my side of the wall, they were talking about deal or no deal and pete wentz's height, I was like shoot me now plz. They then tried to engage in conversation with me...they said "what's poppin?" I was like o.O...."Nothin?" and they got all pissy and were like "WE ARE TRYING TO BE NICE HERE!!!" It is a good thing i was leaving before I got all Ms. Snarkypants on their little emo asses and pulled out a can of whoop you with my tennis racquet tm, but I decided to be the bigger person (literally, those little emotards were all very short) and leave. But my handball buddy saw that I was leaving and said goodbye, and I returned the farewell cause he was kinda cool and didn't accost me /rant
But you want to know the funny thing about this little situation? I was probably more emo looking then they were, I was wearing my black parade sweat shirt and my skinny legged black jeans, with a black shirt underneath, I was wondering whether they were going to pull "ur a poseur" on me, but no they didn't...
so I went home from the park, and then me, mum, aunt jo, and grandma went to see Elizabeth the Golden Age, and no matter what other people say, it rocked so hard, I was fangirling over clive owen and my home queen elizabeth, for I lurve elizabeth the first with a passion of a thousand sons, and she had kick ass armor *wants*
So the rest of my days up till now have been filled up with nano frenzy, and yeah I hope Crocodile tears is a winner, for that would be awesome and give me so much hope for my other babies.
And this last bit is me freaking out about my leg: I have these two spot things that have been changing color and size for over a month now, and at the moment they are purple with a white circle in the middle, and it is freaking me the fuck out, I have no idea what they are, they will not go away, and they look kinda diseased, and I don't know what to do /freaking out
AND OMG I AM SEEING MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK TONIGHT IN NYC!!!! YEAH!!! GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!!!! WISH ME LUCK!!!!
okay that was long and wordy, but I have been dead to the world for a long time, so, for making it this far here are two prizes:
1.this is a webcomic called xkcd, it is random and awesome, they are oneshot comics, and I linked to the first one, and yes they do get better/funnier as you go
2.this is another webcomic, called questionable content, and it is one continuous story, and it rocks so hard, I love it, and yes the art gets a lot better latter on, so just stick with it, it is awesome, there are like 1005 of them and I read them all in 2 days, I was that hooked.
and this is a sorry I haven't been commenting statement, I really did fall off the edge of the world this week/month, so that is why this post is a monster XD
so
3
2
1
make some noise
s'later :D
And just a word of warning this post will be image and word heavy, so dial up beware.
And since i haven't posted in forever this will encompass a lot of stuff :P
I have been feeling so sluggish and blah lately, it is affecting everything, I have done no hw, no nano, no emails, no nothing, I just have been sitting at my desk like a useless sake of potatoes, so that is why this post is so late, for I felt like an extra from the night of the living dead
ah well, let us begin
We shall begin with halloween morning, it dawned crisp and sunny-ish. Well my day started at 7am for Intro to Arch, but when I woke up I felt like I was hit by a freight train, so in my muddled post wake up thought process and muttered "this ain't happening," so I went back to sleep XD, ah poor arch class, they really should have made it later, so more people would come.
I woke up again in time for chem lab, which I can't skip, but that is okay I have a lot of fun playing with erosive chemicals XD (except for last week when i thought i got some on me and freaked out a bit, but luckily i am still in possession of a pinky knuckle, so its all good) This time we had to identify a unknown household chemical, and from that lab a new inside joke was born. Me and my team were doing a flame test to see if we had the right answer, so when we set the wire thing on fire (yes fire! says my inner pyro) the flame became a really bright orange, and out of my mouth popped the phrase "Wow, that is big freaking orange!" and we all laughed and from henceforth, any thing that is very bright orange will be called big freaking orange. And since me and my team are made of awesome and wincakes we left early. So I went to Jasmine (the chinese restaurant on campus), because nothing says celebrating like chinese food! yum chinese food.
So I was on a chem lab high, so I bounced back to my dorm, to temporarily dye my hair green!!!! YES!!!! (and I have pictures!)
But first, we have pics of my door:(and there are a lot of them, I think I went a bit trigger happy)
Don't we have the most awesome door evar? Pumpkins made out of orange post its, scratch art, and a advertisement! we are really that cool XD
I love rainbow scratch art :D, brings back memories of camp (I WANT TO GO BACK *WAH*)
Look! It is a crowley pumpkin! I couldn't do an aziraphale one, it just looked weird, and stuff XD
Harry pumpkin! I was going to do the rest of the golden trio, but alas...I didn't *fails*
Aren't those ghosts the cutest thing ever? Kim made them, and they are made of win and winnebago.
And now a picture of the pumpkin I painted the night before in the lounge of my building:
it is kinda crappy lookin, but it is my squishy pumpkin, and it will be mine XD
I was going to do a before picture but me and my hair kept coming out looking like crap, so there is no before, only after XD, so here we go:
you can barely see it, but this was in the "beginning" of the process
Why, yes, my hand did turn green like that XD, I looked like Elphaba :D, but it did wash, ah well it was cool to have green hands while it lasted.
here is some more green hair, it looked okay, but you can really see it when I take pictures, it didn't look as good in person.
And this is me from the front sans glasses, not very greenish looking but oh well, and check out my snazzy green and black nails.
and look, it is my nano-notebook! and some crazy lady holding it in her hands, what is she doing there? I thought she was in the crazy people place, oh noes! she must have escaped....
Okay, I finished my hair-raising experience *chortle* and then I had chem lecture XD, so I went, green hair and all. Not too many people around SBU celebrated the best holiday EVAR, but a few did. I say face paint on a few people (skull like and all) and then there were these two asian guys, one was a nurse, the other a french maid. I nearly died laughing :D, hi-larious
So, I got picked up by my dad (imagine going on the train with that hair? I would have gotten a few....interesting looks) so to home I went
I got home, to my brother being...kinda an idiot nothing unusual he didn't like his costume so he dragged my mom and aunt jo back home to change.
And btw, my mom's leg has gotten so bad lately, she is really limping around and all, she has to use a cane and everything, god I hope it is not cancer, but they did like three biopsies and they didn't come to a conclusion.
Okay, so then I went and put on my...costume. And for the record, I had no idea what the hell I was, I was a mishmash of things, the only thing I could come up with to was that I was a fairy hooker (but if anyone asked I was going to say ninja in disguise, hence the subject line)
here is a pic at sarah's house periculosa
I could also be a demonic priest thing (or a nazi vampire hehehehe, but then I would need an awesome ass gun, but alas....I has none)
and here is my cool feather mask thing! except it was smushing my glasses into my face so I didn't wear it much XD ah well, it is still cool.
My favorite part of my costume is not shown in the pics above, for my fave part are my stockings, which were green and black, my favorite color combination, so here is a picture of them, and no this is not a porn shot XD
Okay, enough about me, let us see what sarah was for halloween:
She was frank circa three cheers era! And of course, happy belated birthday frank-monkee!!!
okay, so we set out to terrorize trick or treat around the neighborhood. And I have to say I was getting quite nostalgic, for you see I haven't trick or treated in my own neighborhood in years, for like the last 4 years I went to sara paccione's neighborhood and wrecked havoc and mayhem there, so it was nice, and I got to see the coolest house ever, seriously these people win at life, they have lifesize old style monster that move, they have spooky noises and they have subtle things that enhance the awesome, of course in my awe I forgot to take pictures *fails at life*
But I did take a pic of this house, which was cool in its own right:
and this is me, glowing in the dark, kinda XD
So, me and sarah had completely crack conversations as we trounced around the 'hood, we also made fun of the shaving cream covered hooligans that roamed the streets, man does shaving cream and egg smell bad.
We were planning on going to blockbuster, so we turned around after about an hour and a half, and we headed back to our house which is in the general blockbuster direction, and on the way is a protestant church (which is actually on the end of my block, but specifics specifics) so sarah had to tie her shows (and so did I for that matter) and the most crack thing ever happened, and also the reason why me and sarah should never create songs together. She started to sing an MCR song about church steps (i forgot which one it was *is shot*) and I believe it had to do with bleeding on the church’s steps, so she said something about tying shoes on the steps and I joined in with how I could bleed if I yanked out a tooth, and it dissolved from there, I really do exude crack like Rome XD
so we finally made the long journey (of ten minutes) to blockbuster, so we picked up shaun of the dead, and made fun of the other movies (or exclaimed "you never saw donnie darko? travesty!!!)
So we went to her house, ordered Caesar salad and chick parm rolls, and watched the greatest zombie movie ever!! IT WAS SO FUNNY! I swear i would watch any movie those guys ever make, for between this and hit fuzz I nearly died laughing.
RRROOOOYYYYY!!!!
....ahem....
ah right, nearly forgot, here is a picture of about a third of our spoils, and a grumpy looking sarah XD
right o! So we chatted about till I had to leave (argh stoopid curfew) and so I went home, and went to sleep (I was too lazy to shower the junk out of my hair)
So when I woke up, it was november first, and nano began, and I flailed....majorly! okay, here is a break in the flow, at the present time I have about 8,000 some odd words, and i haven't touched it in days, it is not like I have writers block, I have extreme lethargy, and it sucks, for the characters are screaming to get out, and I AM NOT LISTENING!!! and I hate myself for it, I want to type I really do, but I have no energy what so ever, I think I really should go back to taking my iron pills before I faint or something. yeah /flaily rant
anywho here is a random pic of my brother, cause he wanted his picture taken:
and here is my dog kelly, cause I said so XD:
and here is my costume last year (of which I didn't have a picture of *fail*, so I stole this from sarah), I was an ANBU ninja from naruto, and my face is blocked because I looked like a possessed marsh mellow demon:
and I made this costume my self, I have the glue gun burns to prove it XD
Oh yeah, when I washed my hair out, the water got all neon green I was nearly scared shitless, I thought I inadvertently dyed the tub, but I didn't and there was much rejoicing.
so thursday afternoon I took the train back to SBU, and then I remembered I had to do hw in the library, so I went halloween candy and all (for I took my bag with me, for it is mine all mine!!!) and my laptop in my back pack, but you know what? I did the assignment wrong and ended up not handing it in, so I trudged around campus with my candy for no good reason (except I was able to snack on candy in math, score~)
So friday I went back home XD and did nothing productive except watch a lot of grey's anatomy and tenimyu (hahahaha POT is my anti-drug, hey wait a minute, XD)
and then the weirdest thing happened to me Saturday afternoon. I wanted to go to the park and play tennis against the wall (because Prince of tennis now has the deed to my brain and yeah....I wanted to play some tennis and try to do a twist serve and fail) When I walked over to the park my aunt was there with my little brother so we hit and missed the ball around a few times, and then it was time for them to go, and I was finally awarded some silence and an open handball court. But then this guy came into the court, and he looked like a creepy rapist type with his sweat shirt and stuff I think I have been watching too many lifetime commercials so he went to the other side to play handball. So I was a little paranoid and all, but I kept on hitting the ball against the wall, and then I hit the ball to his side, so yeah I had to go and get it. He got it for me and passed it too me (and creepy man turned out to be a teenaged boy) and of all things he asked me if i have seen mcr in concert (I was wearing my black parade sweatshirt) so I was like yeah at warped tour, and he was like cool I saw them a Nassau coliseum, at this time my brain has melted out of my ears out of the sheer weirdness of this all, but oh this was only the beginning. I went back to my side and he followed me, and then decided to...I think...flirt with me *FLAIL* (me of all people, people don't flirt with me, they go awww silly jen, go on monkey do that again, or maybe other people are flirting with me and I just can't pick it up because I am a socil retard, but enough about me, on to the story) he did a bit of small talk and he then asked if I played handball, I told him no, and I really wanted to say that I did not spend most of my school career trying to hit a small blue ball against the wall like the rest of teenaged america, I watched anime instead, but I didn't. He then started to hit the handball against one half of my wall, so I am like okay then I will just hit the tennis ball on this side, and we then proceeded to have an awkward dance of handball and tennis, me messing up more than usual so I wouldn't bean my wall buddy in the head with a ball and/or racquet. Then a boy and a girl who looked stereotypically emo came over who were apparently his friends, and then out of nowhere even more emo kids came, they then proceeded to have a powwow in the middle of the court, I was all like excuse me, I am trying to play tennis here. Then one of his emo friends decided a handball game was in order and they went to the other side and I was left in peace, for a few minutes anyway. More emo kids came (OMG WHY ME?!?!?!) and decided to stand and chat on my side of the wall, they were talking about deal or no deal and pete wentz's height, I was like shoot me now plz. They then tried to engage in conversation with me...they said "what's poppin?" I was like o.O...."Nothin?" and they got all pissy and were like "WE ARE TRYING TO BE NICE HERE!!!" It is a good thing i was leaving before I got all Ms. Snarkypants on their little emo asses and pulled out a can of whoop you with my tennis racquet tm, but I decided to be the bigger person (literally, those little emotards were all very short) and leave. But my handball buddy saw that I was leaving and said goodbye, and I returned the farewell cause he was kinda cool and didn't accost me /rant
But you want to know the funny thing about this little situation? I was probably more emo looking then they were, I was wearing my black parade sweat shirt and my skinny legged black jeans, with a black shirt underneath, I was wondering whether they were going to pull "ur a poseur" on me, but no they didn't...
so I went home from the park, and then me, mum, aunt jo, and grandma went to see Elizabeth the Golden Age, and no matter what other people say, it rocked so hard, I was fangirling over clive owen and my home queen elizabeth, for I lurve elizabeth the first with a passion of a thousand sons, and she had kick ass armor *wants*
So the rest of my days up till now have been filled up with nano frenzy, and yeah I hope Crocodile tears is a winner, for that would be awesome and give me so much hope for my other babies.
And this last bit is me freaking out about my leg: I have these two spot things that have been changing color and size for over a month now, and at the moment they are purple with a white circle in the middle, and it is freaking me the fuck out, I have no idea what they are, they will not go away, and they look kinda diseased, and I don't know what to do /freaking out
AND OMG I AM SEEING MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK TONIGHT IN NYC!!!! YEAH!!! GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!!!! WISH ME LUCK!!!!
okay that was long and wordy, but I have been dead to the world for a long time, so, for making it this far here are two prizes:
1.this is a webcomic called xkcd, it is random and awesome, they are oneshot comics, and I linked to the first one, and yes they do get better/funnier as you go
2.this is another webcomic, called questionable content, and it is one continuous story, and it rocks so hard, I love it, and yes the art gets a lot better latter on, so just stick with it, it is awesome, there are like 1005 of them and I read them all in 2 days, I was that hooked.
and this is a sorry I haven't been commenting statement, I really did fall off the edge of the world this week/month, so that is why this post is a monster XD
so
3
2
1
make some noise
s'later :D