Offbeat Bare Ass
Alright, so I was on my way over to Jessica's to watch the game: Hey there's her house! Well, where should I park? Hmm, Let's turn around in this friendly driveway and park back there in the street. Yeah, good plan! Arlight, now put it in reverse . . . BOOM. Holy Fucking Shit what the fuck did I just do. Mother fucker cock ass bitch slut fuck damn shit bitch fucking cock pussy mother fucking rapist fuckin bitch slut FUCK! Oh my god, What did you just do? I'm sorry, I didn't see it, I thought I had enough room. - Fucking crazy ass wife lady comes running screaming at me. Then cool calm bald husband(he actually was very nice) - Its ok, I've been there before. Let me get your insurance. Then me, standing, mother fuck cock ass fuck damn it all to hell. Fuck the police. I need your license, insurance, and registration . . Me- How the fuck do I know what that looks like or where the hell it is? I just got my license like two weeks ago . . . holy shit. . . He's not giving me a ticket? Thank God. How the fuck can I make myself when I do this shit. Good job Al. Speaking of Jobs, I'm getting one on the morrow. Need the cash to pay for this fucking deal. My mom said I didn't need to but . . I feel a tid bit guilty. No joke this time ... not in the mood.