Predictions
Okay, so I don't normally post my 'scope, but this one caught my attention!
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In May 2005, while floating in a heated, heart-
shaped swimming pool in Milan, Italy, Andrea Pedrani and Federica Di
Venosa kissed underwater for 87 seconds. That's got to be a world
record, right? If their mark is ever broken, I bet it will involve at least one
Virgo and will happen in the next few weeks. By my reckoning, your tribe
is in a phase when you're capable of peak performances in both the erotic
arts and oceanic emotions; you're primed for transcendent acts of sensual
pleasure and rich amusements in warm, watery depths.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In May 2005, while floating in a heated, heart-
shaped swimming pool in Milan, Italy, Andrea Pedrani and Federica Di
Venosa kissed underwater for 87 seconds. That's got to be a world
record, right? If their mark is ever broken, I bet it will involve at least one
Virgo and will happen in the next few weeks. By my reckoning, your tribe
is in a phase when you're capable of peak performances in both the erotic
arts and oceanic emotions; you're primed for transcendent acts of sensual
pleasure and rich amusements in warm, watery depths.