retarded people make me laugh...
Seriously... everyone and their mama knows I'm a manwhore (insert DUH! here) so of course I'm not looking for someone to be in a relationship with... K, so since I've been back I've met a couple new people that were introduced to me by mutual friends... well of course I'm gonna flirt with new girls, that's just me... one of the girls is an ex of a mutual friend, here is where the problem occurs... the ex is a lame piece of shit, and is acting retarded around the both of us... he can't have her anymore, and when he sees her and I together just goofing around together he gets all butthurt... from what I've heard from her and him, he's the one that fucked up the relationship anyway... so he has to get over his damned self and move on, cuz she's not interested in him whatsoever... he said he wanted to talk to me and her, but I think there's nothing to talk about... he should just fucking be a man and a friend and show some damn respect... sheesh, I know he's a manwhore too... but whatever, I'm sure that lameness will blow over soon...
The other night I was pulled over by two highway patrolman(in one car)... earlier, they were right beside me and I looked over into their car to see what they were doing cuz they had a laptop in there... so I was just being curious, I guess they thought I was making fun of them or something... well I was following my friends to go meet up at a house... K, so the speed limit is 35... I was going about 37, in downtown Oxnard(yeah wtf is a highway patrolman doing in downtown Oxnard)... K so my friend gets to about 40 and then slows down a little... I proceed to slow down as well, and then I see those oh so familiar shiny lights... automatically I think, this guy has no reason to pull me over and I bet he's just gonna be a dick... so I pull over, he approaches the passenger side... my friend is sitting next to me as well... he asks me, why do I think I got pulled over... I said, no clue... he says I was following too close... I told him, you mean my friend that was in front of me? he said, doesn't matter... K, so my friends call the girl sitting next to me and start having a convo about how gay that I got pulled over... the officer hears this, and says well I was listening to your convo and no it's not gay... he also stopped talking while my friend was on the phone cuz he said he doesn't like to talk over someone... so then, I tell him well my friend was slowing down, so of course I braked... he said, well there could have been a "tagger" crossing the street this late and you could have hit him... I'm thinking, wtf is this guy smoking? what a stereotyping piece of shit... and then right as I was about to say something else he told me well you can either argue with me and I'll give you a ticket... or I will just let you go with a warning... so my original thought was correct, he pulled me over just to be an ass... I should have argued more... I would have fought that ticket and won... I don't even think he could have given me a ticket anyway, he was out of the radius zone from the freeway... you know what, he was following me rather closely so I really couldn't have slowed down any more... hahaha, he should have gotten a ticket for tailgaiting... fucking ass... it was hilarious anyway... too bad the guy didn't notice all the alcohol that I had in my backseat, LOL HAHAHA! so then I pulled back onto the road, watched the officer turn around, and I proceeded to purposefully tailgait my friend all the way to the house... hahaha man, I love this place...
teh end... more idiotic tales to come!
The other night I was pulled over by two highway patrolman(in one car)... earlier, they were right beside me and I looked over into their car to see what they were doing cuz they had a laptop in there... so I was just being curious, I guess they thought I was making fun of them or something... well I was following my friends to go meet up at a house... K, so the speed limit is 35... I was going about 37, in downtown Oxnard(yeah wtf is a highway patrolman doing in downtown Oxnard)... K so my friend gets to about 40 and then slows down a little... I proceed to slow down as well, and then I see those oh so familiar shiny lights... automatically I think, this guy has no reason to pull me over and I bet he's just gonna be a dick... so I pull over, he approaches the passenger side... my friend is sitting next to me as well... he asks me, why do I think I got pulled over... I said, no clue... he says I was following too close... I told him, you mean my friend that was in front of me? he said, doesn't matter... K, so my friends call the girl sitting next to me and start having a convo about how gay that I got pulled over... the officer hears this, and says well I was listening to your convo and no it's not gay... he also stopped talking while my friend was on the phone cuz he said he doesn't like to talk over someone... so then, I tell him well my friend was slowing down, so of course I braked... he said, well there could have been a "tagger" crossing the street this late and you could have hit him... I'm thinking, wtf is this guy smoking? what a stereotyping piece of shit... and then right as I was about to say something else he told me well you can either argue with me and I'll give you a ticket... or I will just let you go with a warning... so my original thought was correct, he pulled me over just to be an ass... I should have argued more... I would have fought that ticket and won... I don't even think he could have given me a ticket anyway, he was out of the radius zone from the freeway... you know what, he was following me rather closely so I really couldn't have slowed down any more... hahaha, he should have gotten a ticket for tailgaiting... fucking ass... it was hilarious anyway... too bad the guy didn't notice all the alcohol that I had in my backseat, LOL HAHAHA! so then I pulled back onto the road, watched the officer turn around, and I proceeded to purposefully tailgait my friend all the way to the house... hahaha man, I love this place...
teh end... more idiotic tales to come!