Men in Black 5/7 - One

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Title: Men in Black
Author: bollywoodrecord
Pairing(s): Hankyung/CL, Donghae/Minzy, Siwon/Bom, Kyuhyun/Dara
Genre: AU, Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A group of four spies, working together in an outrageous plan to maintain their dignity.

Saturday, April 16: 2000

There was one advantage of being the insider to the spies’ mission.

Siwon got to bring a beautiful date.

The older man held out his right arm to Bom, who graciously accepted it, suddenly turning red. They walked awkwardly to his car, when he let her inside and stood outside the driver’s door for a couple of seconds, trying to catch his breath.

It wasn’t the first time he’d ever had a date, but it was the first time with another spy girl. She seemed fierce enough, judging by her presence.

They quickly sped off to the hall. The only thing Bom could figure out how to do was play with her high-tech watch and pretend to be doing something important. Siwon kept typing notes into his iPhone, also pretending to be in contact with one the four guys, when he was in reality typing the shopping list for Monday’s errands.

“Um, so… What is this party for, exactly?” Bom abruptly said, ending their uncomfortable silence.

“The party?” Siwon’s mind suddenly went blank; his throat prompted to close up. “It’s… The restaurants, they’re opening up - well, not the buildings, but there are people opening them up, and it’s a whole bunch of then running under one chef - I think you already know who he is, Kim Ryeowook, the one we’re against and, uh, yeah, it’s for that.”

Bom gave him a strange look. “… What?”

“I - never mind. You’ll see when we get there.”

She made an understanding expression, turning back to her watch. “Okay,” she whispered. Siwon mentally smacked himself.

They did eventually arrive there, flushed and embarrassed of their gawkiness. “Um, would you like to go in?” Siwon asked, again holding his arm out for Bom.

“We can’t just stay outside, can we?” she replied, smiling and taking it. He reddened.

“Right…” When the two did get inside, Bom was the first one to initiate anything.

“I think we should act normal instead of going straight into it, because then people will automatically suspect us,” she murmured at the food stand. Siwon could only nod and lead her to an open table, where they sat waiting for the actual ceremony to begin.

What neither of them realized, though, was that the dancing took up most of the ceremony. So after half an hour had passed, Siwon finally got up the nerve to ask her to dance.

“Bom?” he began. She looked over at him, her eyes wide and her red hair standing out even more than before. “Do you wanna dance? Cause we have nothing else to do and I don’t think they’re starting the ceremony anytime soon and-”

Bom placed a finger on his lips, using the other hand to pull him up from his seat and letting him twirl her to the dance floor.

“I’d love to,” she said, smiling. Siwon grinned, and they danced.

They weren’t the best, of course, but that didn’t really matter. Bom’s hair was flying all over the place, and even though she was completely self-conscious about it, Siwon thought it was the prettiest thing he’d ever seen. His feet, though, would trip up the both of them, and even though he kept trying to stop, Bom thought it was pretty adorable when he became flustered.

But there was one slip - one slip that ruined the whole mission.

~

“And I remind you, do not kill anyone - actually, don’t even touch anyone until me or Hankyung gives you the signal. Got it?” Donghae sighed, waving off Kyuhyun’s words with a gun in his hand.

“Sure, sure, whatever you say…”

“I’m serious, Donghae.” Kyuhyun pulled the older man to face him.

“Yeah, dude, I got it. Why are you so worked up?”

“This is our biggest mission yet, so don’t screw it up.”

“Me?" Donghae pointed at himself incredulously with the gun. Kyuhyun quickly moved it from his chest. “Out of all people, you think I’ll be the one to ruin it? Psh, you must be crazy…”

Kyuhyun turned away, muttering, “Yeah, I must be, actually handing you a gun and trusting you with it.”

“What was that? Excuse me? What’d you just say?” Donghae held the hand carrying the weapon against his ear, leaning closer to the maknae. Kyuhyun grabbed him and pulled him into the car.

“We’re gonna be late meeting the girls if we don’t get there soon enough. Shut up.”

~

A flower in his tuxedo pocket. A corsage resting on her wrist. And a gun in each of their pockets. Hankyung grinned at Chaerin, holding out his hand for her, which she graciously accepted. “You ready for this?” he asked as they walked to his convertible.

Chaerin smiled, unabashed, and crept closer to the Chinese man. “I’ve been ready my whole life…”

“You’ve only known about the mission for a week, genius,” he scoffed.

She pouted and stepped into the car, examining her fingernails. “So? That has nothing to do with what I just said.”

“Whatever you say.” Hankyung started up the engine and rolled down the hood of his car so the wind was blowing their hair back in the dark night. Chaerin lifted her arms up in the air and leaned back against the seat.

“It feels so wonderful…” she whispered. Hankyung glanced at her from the corner of his eye and smiled.

Her hair tumbled gracefully behind the seat, and the smile on her face lit up the whole night sky. It was probably the prettiest thing he’d ever seen. “Hey, Chaerin,” he mumbled, giving his attention to the road again.

“Hm?” she hummed.

“You look nice.”

Chaerin shot a look at him, not sure if he’d heard him right. Hankyung didn’t say anything after that, so she took it as a wonderful yes. “Thanks,” she murmured.

She still wasn’t sure if he’d said anything at all, but out of the corner of her eye, she saw, “Welcome.”

~

“Stop pacing around, it’s getting me worried.”

Dara shot a glance at Minzy, stopping her walk. “Why?”

“Like they’re never gonna come.” The older rolled her eyes, lazily eyeing the gun in her hand.

“Don’t worry, Min, they’ll be here soon enough… The place is deserted, no one’s gonna find us here anyways.” She aimed the gun at Minzy. “If I were to shoot you right now, nobody would know.”

“Dara!” Dara laughed.

“I’m kidding, Min, I’m kidding. I would never shoot you.” She slung an arm around the younger girl. “You’re my partner, my right hand, the one I’m always relying on.” Dara placed a large, wet kiss on Minzy. “See?”

“Ew, Dara, get off…” Minzy shoved her off and wiped at her face.

There was a screech and both of them halted. “What do you think that is?” Minzy whispered.

“Probably them. But just to be sure…” Dara’s playful manner was quickly erased, and she braced the gun in her hand. “Stay down, I’m gonna go check it out.” She took one step forward and the lights of a car turned on, blinding both of them and earning a scream from Dara.

The lights slowly dimmed and two figures stepped out. “Hello, ladies,” Kyuhyun said, stepping towards them.

Minzy let out a sigh of relief as she saw Donghae. “Oh my God, I thought you two were rapists or something…”

Donghae laughed. “I don’t see why you were worried. You probably would have been able to take them out anyways.” He took Minzy’s arm and led her to the car, the two taking the back seat.

Kyuhyun took a look at Dara, who had a very different reaction then Minzy. Her gleaming eyes were now slits, glaring directly at the older boy. “What - the - hell - Kyuhyun.” It came out more as a statement than a question.

He laughed nervously. “Uh… Surprise?”

Ten seconds later, Dara was punching Kyuhyun in the chest, pissed. “You scared the shit out of me, you stupid boy!”

“I’m sorry!” he said, trying to avoid her hits.

“Sorry doesn’t do anything!”

“Well, stop hitting me!” He grabbed her arms, eyes wide. “I get it!” Dara shoved him off, still mad.

“Don’t do it again.”

Kyuhyun scoffed and brushed off his tuxedo jacket, then adjusted his top hat. “Sheesh.” Dara shot another look at him, shutting him up. She sat in the passenger seat, and Kyuhyun stuck his tongue out at her. “Meanie.”

“Is that all you have to say?”

Kyuhyun gave her a look of disgust, starting the car and speeding towards the hall. “No.” She raised her eyebrow. In the back, Donghae and Minzy were giggling over a picture on Donghae’s phone. “You look really nice,” he told her, not showing any emotion.

A faint blush spread through Dara’s cheeks, but she didn’t say anything.

~

Two adults stumbled back to their chairs, smiling brightly with a faint red hue on their cheeks. “That was fun,” Bom giggled, scooting her chair closer to his own.

“It was,” Siwon agreed, gently wrapping his hand around hers.

They lost themselves in each other’s eyes when a buzz interrupted their romantic setup. “Sorry…”

Siwon pulled away from Bom and glanced through the text, sighing. It was Donghae. Get ready for us; Kyuhyun’s about to blow the place up. ;) “Oh, God, Bom, we better get ready quick… They’re coming.”

She straightened up, not in her playful mood anymore. “Bathroom?” He nodded, and they both stood up, rushing to their respective bathrooms.

Siwon entered the men’s restroom and glanced around before locking the door. He texted Donghae back: Ready when you are.

In the girl’s restroom, Bom had done the same, but was also busy adjusting her makeup and hair. Minzy, come on down.

~

“Ready?” A shake of the head, a deep breath, and then a nod.

“Let’s do it.” Minzy and Donghae slipped down into the basement of the hall, finding a ladder and sneaking into the vents. Donghae went first, leading the lady. They weaved their way through the small area, until the women’s restroom was found. “See you in a bit.”

Donghae, unable to turn around, nodded and continued onward. Minzy pulled a gun out of her pocket and opened the latch to the vent. “Hey!” she whispered. “Bom, you down there?”

“Yeah, drop the gun down. I see it open.” Minzy dropped the gun gently, sighing as Bom got it. “Done?”

“Yeah. You know the plan?” Bom shook her head, loading up the gun.

“Nope.”

“Me and Donghae are guarding outside and the front of the hall, you and Siwon take the main, and Dara and Kyuhyun are the distractions. When they’re done blowing up the gas place, they’ll rush over here and take Ryeowook. Hankyung and Chaerin are taking care of the mayor. Hyukjae will meet them up at the hideout. Us four take the rest of the hall down and meet them there. Cool?”

“Cool. See you then.” Minzy shut the vent latch quietly and crawled back to the basement.

Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Siwon was examining a fresh bump growing on his head from the gun Donghae had ‘accidentally’ dropped. “What the hell is wrong you with you?” the younger had growled, wincing as he touched his head.

“Sorry… Didn’t mean to…”

“Sure you didn’t.”

Donghae ignored the rest of his whining and explained the plan to him, threatening to drop a bomb as well if Siwon screwed anything up. “You’re telling me this,” he scoffed.

Donghae found a loose pin in the vents and chunked it at Siwon, quickly crawling back to the basement before Siwon could do anything to him.

~

Next door, Kyuhyun and Dara were sneaking into the gas company from one of the many back entrances. Both of them were loaded with guns of all sorts, and more importantly, bombs.

The back area was deserted, lights all shut off though both of them could hear the whirring of the machines as they continued to run. Kyuhyun grinned and slipped a bomb out of one his pockets, holding a finger to his lips while he looked at Dara. She nodded, crept away and entered a different room.

There were two beeps as they both set the timers and placed them next to a large gas tank. Then, they fled.

BOOM!

A loud explosion rang through the area as Kyuhyun and Dara ran from the building, both now fleeing from the eruption in his car. It was like a movie scene, with the heroes driving away.

Except, this time, both of them were laughing their heads off.

“Did you see that thing explode? It was like - BOOM!”

Dara laughed and punched him. “Put your hands back on the wheel, you idiot!”

“Sorry, sorry… But seriously, did you see it?! It was… CRAZY!”

“I know!” She sighed, wiping a tear from her eye. “But the job’s not done, you know…” Kyuhyun slowed down and turned back, glancing at the fire behind them.

“Yeah, I know.” Neither of them said anything after, the only sound being the screams behind them and the smell of gasoline filling the air.

“Where to next, partner?” Dara suddenly asked, yawning.

“Time to go interrupt a banquet.” He smirked and pressed the gas pedal once again, the two of them speeding off to cause more destruction.

A/N: I know I haven't updated this story in a long time, I'm sorry... But here it is. Part one of Chapter 5. :) ENJOY!

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five - Two