Dancin' around in his gramma's panties, smearin' himself with peanut butter...
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? my mother.
2. What is your weapon of choice? its a toss up between the silent treatment and an uncontrollable rage.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yes! no. well, whatever you think...
4. How about of the same sex? gots to keep da bitches in line!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Mike
6. What is your pet peeve? mike's famous double standards, nosy people, illness, being broke.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? well, i don't collect stamps and you gotta start somewhere.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?clean house. i'm sick, working, and studying for my midterm. mike has become ms. donna reed and he is fabulous!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? maybe 4 pm?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Christa
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i don't know. i throw so many of them out there at any given time.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)? no. i'm proud to say that my will is still intact and i always change the channel before those bastards can attempt to sucker me in. bastards.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? saturday. chipping paint is totally going to get rid of my bye-byes.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none. the alarm set? Hahahahahhahahaha!
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? umm...hill county fair apple juice? (i'm too white trash to drink powerade or whatever the fuck they mean with this retarded question)
2. Meat eaters, white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? a lot. i don't know, i was puking or already blacked out.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? am i an american female?
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of the above depending on the time of month. fuckin' A.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? sweet succulent baby. mmmmmmmm.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies or family)? 6, i think?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians or family)? 9 or 10.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest or crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah! and why is it always my grandmother?!
4. Have you "done it" & if so how old were you the first time? 17
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? i like the whole neck, shoulder, back area on men. i just wanna grab it..bite it, hump it. whatever.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1 master card, no balance. 1 visa................(still here?)...........
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? barnes and nobles, best buy, and furniture stores.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? roll naked in it and send the pictures to all churches, especially the ones connected to jerry falwell, move to colorado, pick a town to live in happily ever after, and invest the rest of the dough living off the interest forever. what? i know you didn't think i'd stay in corpus? hahahahahahahhahahaha!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich. besides, fame comes to rich people eventually. it just depends on how eccentric you are.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yes. i have no soul. of course, i'd quit in two weeks. i'm dependable like that.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? hahahahahhahahaha
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? like 3000. i think how many movies are on your hard drive would be a better question.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? used my breasts to nail me a husband! ladies, it works! (smothers insane laughter)
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? black sheep inspire no pride from parental units. this question should be directed at sam, who would immediately answer, "uhhhh...dude i don't fuckin know! huh huh!" my parents would swoon.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? roll naked in lots and lots of money that i didn't do anything to earn. surely you concede that i deserve it!
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? first is the worst, second is the best.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? who hasn't gotten cheap thrills like that. albertsons had no idea a 15 year old had submitted her art with the rest of the 3rd graders. still, the win was totally satisfying.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? ah the american way. i feel so red blooded when i say, "YES!"
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i actually cleared my cement stopped up nasal passages! hey, man. that took WORK.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) would you most want that your friends have? the ability, money, and unfucked up educational past so i could be in austin and going to a real college.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? i despise reality tv.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? kevin smith's wife. i hear he has a thing for redheads. i'm not above letting looks slide for a lifetime of laughter and complete worship.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Noooooo! me? never! get real! i personify perfection......jackass.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? ambition
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? vanity, without a doubt.
1. Who did you last get angry with? my mother.
2. What is your weapon of choice? its a toss up between the silent treatment and an uncontrollable rage.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yes! no. well, whatever you think...
4. How about of the same sex? gots to keep da bitches in line!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Mike
6. What is your pet peeve? mike's famous double standards, nosy people, illness, being broke.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? well, i don't collect stamps and you gotta start somewhere.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?clean house. i'm sick, working, and studying for my midterm. mike has become ms. donna reed and he is fabulous!
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? maybe 4 pm?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Christa
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i don't know. i throw so many of them out there at any given time.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)? no. i'm proud to say that my will is still intact and i always change the channel before those bastards can attempt to sucker me in. bastards.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? saturday. chipping paint is totally going to get rid of my bye-byes.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none. the alarm set? Hahahahahhahahaha!
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? umm...hill county fair apple juice? (i'm too white trash to drink powerade or whatever the fuck they mean with this retarded question)
2. Meat eaters, white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? a lot. i don't know, i was puking or already blacked out.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? am i an american female?
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of the above depending on the time of month. fuckin' A.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? sweet succulent baby. mmmmmmmm.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies or family)? 6, i think?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians or family)? 9 or 10.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest or crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yeah! and why is it always my grandmother?!
4. Have you "done it" & if so how old were you the first time? 17
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? i like the whole neck, shoulder, back area on men. i just wanna grab it..bite it, hump it. whatever.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1 master card, no balance. 1 visa................(still here?)...........
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? barnes and nobles, best buy, and furniture stores.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? roll naked in it and send the pictures to all churches, especially the ones connected to jerry falwell, move to colorado, pick a town to live in happily ever after, and invest the rest of the dough living off the interest forever. what? i know you didn't think i'd stay in corpus? hahahahahahahhahahaha!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich. besides, fame comes to rich people eventually. it just depends on how eccentric you are.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yes. i have no soul. of course, i'd quit in two weeks. i'm dependable like that.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? hahahahahhahahaha
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? like 3000. i think how many movies are on your hard drive would be a better question.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? used my breasts to nail me a husband! ladies, it works! (smothers insane laughter)
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? black sheep inspire no pride from parental units. this question should be directed at sam, who would immediately answer, "uhhhh...dude i don't fuckin know! huh huh!" my parents would swoon.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? roll naked in lots and lots of money that i didn't do anything to earn. surely you concede that i deserve it!
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? first is the worst, second is the best.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? who hasn't gotten cheap thrills like that. albertsons had no idea a 15 year old had submitted her art with the rest of the 3rd graders. still, the win was totally satisfying.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? ah the american way. i feel so red blooded when i say, "YES!"
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i actually cleared my cement stopped up nasal passages! hey, man. that took WORK.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) would you most want that your friends have? the ability, money, and unfucked up educational past so i could be in austin and going to a real college.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? i despise reality tv.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? kevin smith's wife. i hear he has a thing for redheads. i'm not above letting looks slide for a lifetime of laughter and complete worship.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Noooooo! me? never! get real! i personify perfection......jackass.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? ambition
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? vanity, without a doubt.