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[Do you know how long it takes to get from Lima, Ohio to Camp Fuck You Die, Louisiana by car? Roughly fifteen hours. If you are a dumb jock and a divo, however, it probably takes a lot longer. ... a lot longer. But lo and behold, a clunker of a car comes putting down the highway, making its way towards the outskirts of one (1) infamous zombie camp

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[howbabbyformed]

[CHANGES THE DAMN STATION]

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[... reaches over and changes it back.]

[howbabbyformed]

[turns it off]

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[turns it back on]

[howbabbyformed]

Dude, I'm not taking more of that gay shit you listen to.

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That "gay shit" is classic. And since I'm the one who's been paying for the gas for this trip ...

[howbabbyformed]

Yeah and I've been driving and not beating you up. Do you have any idea of how much shit I'd get from the guys if they knew I haven't beat you up?

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I don't see why you would.

[howbabbyformed]

You like, beg to be beaten. Seriously, a vest and a tie in summer? And it's been over ten hours and you still smell like-- I don't even know, strawberry or some gay shit.

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I'm sorry you were never taught the virtues of proper hygiene.

[howbabbyformed]

Sweating is manly.

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Speaking of that, could you open your window? It's starting to get really disgusting.

[howbabbyformed]

[rolls his eyes but opens the window]

No wonder Rachel likes you, you're like the little, whiny sister she never had.

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[cranking up the music. :)]

[howbabbyformed]

[hits on the breaks suddenly and without warning :D]

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[GOOD THING I'M WEARING MY SEATBELT]

- nngh!