For AU week! I am only throwing Jesse into it.
goldstarring and I are basically doing a "what if Jesse was with New Directions and Rachel was on Vocal Adrenaline?" AU. tl;dr, Jesse will be something of a giant loser and even more socially awkward, but mildly well adjusted all things considered. He gets slushied a lot, crushed on Quinn for a period of time, is grudgingly accepting the fact that the club has more than one male lead (grudgingly), etc etc. Whatever, he has a totally hot and popular girlfriend now, you guys! There's nothing suspicious about this!
Sian and I have plans. We're going to top biomom. GOOD TIMES.