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I just spent the last hour and a half browsing the internet and now I feel like a fat. The only good that came of this was that I found a very worthless website called wiki.ehow.com. Among other things like teaching the world how to Become an Eclectic/Independent Music Beacon and Act Like a Pirate, it also tells you how to Dirty Dance. Along with the step-by-step instructions is a warning: "Just because you dance sexy does not mean you have to have sex!" It's true. I know some very wholesome people who dance quite dirty but are still VIRGINS.
Actually, I don't know any very wholesome people. Or virgins, for that matter. I never want to SURF THE WEB for this long again.
Actually, I don't know any very wholesome people. Or virgins, for that matter. I never want to SURF THE WEB for this long again.