[The transmission starts off with a loud, childish stream of giggling, along with some louder laughing from someone a little older. Both are male, and both are pretty darn drunk. Chopper's voice is in a heavy slur, and Denmark's voice has a hint of it as well, but Norway doesn't exactly sound all that affected by anything that has happened in the past hour or so.]
Okaaay. I don... I don't see anythin'! Hey hey, Denmark! You see the trolls 'n fairies yet?
He's drunk! I told him he might be able to see your weird friends if drunk.
What? You know that doesn't work for hu--...mortals. Maybe reindeer. I don't know.
But it's funny! [Another bout of amused laughter from Denmark.]
Is it glowing? I don see it... 's still blue. Denmark! Norway! You see it glow?!
Why do you keep asking about that?
'cause, Rudolph's nose glows, and it's red, and it doesn't matter that mine is blue, 'cause the one guy said it glows..... does it glow?!
....I am not sure.
Maybe we can leave now and dump the bill on him!
That might be an idea. Just make sure his liver doesn't pickle.
[The rest of the conversation comes out muffled and sort of incoherent. Denmark cracks some jokes and talks about as much as he usually does, though if it's possible he sounds a lot more lively. Norway only chips in a few words when he needs to, and Chopper... has started to doze off.
Until there's a loud clatter, some movement, and Denmark starts laughing even harder. Norway has just tried to hit him in the face with his drink.
Somehow this wakes Chopper up and amuses him, and he starts laughing once more.]
'm sleepy now. Again. But no fairies yet. Don' wanna... sleep...
Finnnnnneeee. I'll pay the bill! ...oii, Chopper. CHOPPER! He's sleeping! [More laughter.
And as Chopper dozes off again, Denmark keeps laughing, and Norway tries to take another swing at him before the transmission ends.]
(ooc: Shamelessly brought to you by Chopper-mun, Denmark-mun and Norway-mun. Forwarded waaay late at night. Chopper has been walking around the city, trying to see if
his nose really can glow, and met up with Norway and Denmark, as Denmark had recognized Norway's independence and decided to take him out for a drink.)