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[bokuwadoctaaa]

[You could be indoors right now, or you could be walking around within the city. Maybe you're near the lake or by the forest, the park or the shopping district. It doesn't really matter, because you hear the sound of hooves.

If you decide to investigate the noise, maybe peeking out of your apartment or looking around a corner, you'll notice that a

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[ys_must_die]

[THIS IS JILLEENA STANDING AT THE OPEN WINDOW OF HER APARTMENT AT MARSHALL.

AND WHEN YOU PASS BY THIS BUILDING... YOU CAN HEAR THE CLICK OF A GUN.]

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[He's a goddamn reindeer and his hearing is excellent, don't think he didn't hear that because he did and he is RUNNING AWAY. In typical zig-zaggy fashion too, like a true pro at dodging bullets.]

F-FOOD...?

[ys_must_die]

[WELL SHE IS FIRING AWAY NOW LIKE CRAZY... AND MISSING EVERY TIME. YOU SUCK. But you can just hear that shower of bullets following you around, Chopper!]

...aw, crap!

[Then it stops. asldjfk TIME TO RELOAD.]

food that wears clothes and talks? 8|

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[In the brief moment that the shooting stops he takes a second to pause and shout out toward where he thinks the bullets came from.]

OI! STOP SHOOTING AT ME!

Sure. Discedo's a weird place.

[ys_must_die]

HUH?! WHO SAID THAT?!

[She looks back up after reloading her pistol. Sorry, she missed the part where your lips were moving. BUT- AH-HAH! THERE'S THAT DEER AGAIN. BETTER SHOOT IT BEFORE IT RUNS AGAIN jdalskas]

Ah-ha! I'll get you this time! [TAKING AIM.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[Oh forget this RUNNING AGAIN.]

[ys_must_die]

[Firing awaaaaay! But she stops again...]

Ugh! It keeps getting away!

...

[...HUFF. Disappearing from the window for now.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[As soon as he gets the chance he's going back into his smaller form and just doing his best to get away from this area as soon as possible.]

[ys_must_die]

[RUSHING OUT OF THE MARSHALL APARTMENT COMPLEX. Ohgod she's on the ground floor now and armed with A GUN. WHO CARES ABOUT THE RAIN. Jilleena's looking around and around for that potential deer dinner.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[And he can't even sneak back into his apartment building because that's the exact same floor it's on.

He'd be lying if he said he wasn't somewhat afraid right now. He can defend himself easily from physical attacks at the moment. But weapons are another matter.]

[ys_must_die]

[Looking around outside noooow, and oh. She spots you in the distance, Chopper. IT'S THAT HAT. But she doesn't lift her gun... because she's wondering where the bigger deer went. She doesn't even remember talking to you over the communicator that other time.]

...guh. Did it escape?

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[It's not like he can just take it off-- except he can, but it was too late to do that now. Just going to, stand here awkwardly and hope you just don't hurt him or talk to him or just something that won't put him in harm/pain/etc.]

...

[ys_must_die]

...hey.

[She. Sees. You. And is walking over right now.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[FREEZES UP FOR A MOMENT but then tries to act as nonchalant and not nervous as possible. Chopper is barely doing a good job of that.]

Y-Yes?!

[ys_must_die]

[That voice. And that face. She's starting to recognize you!]

...hey. You look kinda familiar...

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[Chopper tenses up and furiously shakes his head.]

I-I'm not familiar at all! Because... I'm a tanuki!