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[bokuwadoctaaa]

[This wasn't home. This didn't smell or look anything like home. Where was the snow? Where were the trees? Where were those cloudy skies? Those mountains? And why was he surrounded by so many humans

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[pissedkitty]

[HAVE A FAILMUI, WALKIN AROUND, MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, what is this strange sensation in my head and why does it remind me of Chopper.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[I SMELL A HUMAN. He immediately scrambles around trying to find a good hiding spot... except, Chopper never really learned how to hide properly so he is very much in plain sight right now.]

[pissedkitty]

[Anddd he sees little reindeer brother!]

Chopper? [RUNRUNRUN]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[Except Chopper is not living in a time and point where he even has a name, so he just thinks you're crazy, but WHY ARE YOU GETTING NEAR HIM OH GOD.

Yeah, if you want your little reindeer brother, you're going to have to catch him because he's running as fast as his tiny legs can take him.]

[pissedkitty]

Hey! Where are you going? Chopper--

...

[Oh you have got to be kidding. Now is not the time for games little brother. He's not quite fully paying attention to him and his YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY look, so he chases after him. Of course, he's a fucking sparkly vampire, which means it's ridiculously easy for him to catch up.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[What was with that word he kept saying? And why was he managing to catch up to him? Humans shouldn't be able to run this fast!

As much as he wanted to tell whoever was chasing him to leave him alone, he knew that speaking would only cause more trouble so he just swallowed, took a deep breath and tried to run even faster. He couldn't give up, he just couldn't! You're going to kill him and he doesn't want some weirdo who keeps calling him Chopper to get the best of him!]

[pissedkitty]

[And once he is close enough he dives to grab Chopper, which, considering he calculated it thinking he was going slower than he actually is, should probably work. Hopefully. And if not he'll just eat pavement but he wants his reindeer brother, okay. :<]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[Without any other way to defend himself, Chopper does the only thing he can think of right now. So, he flails and struggles for a while before giving you a big HOOF PUNCH TO THE FACE.]

LET ME GO YOU STUPID HUMAN!

[pissedkitty]

[...ow?

WELL THAT WOULD HAVE HURT if it weren't for stupid nothing hurts because I'm a failpire shit. But he does blink at the gesture.

But on to more important things.] Fine, but stop running away. This isn't funny. [...] And what happened to your hat?

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[IT DIDN'T WORK. Obviously this just meant more struggling was in order, and he tried to swing a few more punches but Chopper is in too much of a frightened panic for them to make contact.]

SHUT UP HUMAN! Put me down! Why would I have a stupid hat?! Let me go already! I'll hit you again!

[pissedkitty]

[But little brother ;A;]

...Alright. [And true to his word, Kamui gives him a gentle pat on the head before setting him down. He looks so very worried. And might possibly be wibbling a little.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[Of course he flinches at the pat on the head because he assumes you're about to just attack him right back, but when he's put down right after that Chopper just... stares up at you. That pat on the head is getting to him and keeping him from looking at you as angrily as he wants to.

And why do you seem so sad? Chopper frowns, taking a few slow steps backward.]

...don't follow me again.

[pissedkitty]

No. It's dangerous outside. I'm staying with you.

[bokuwadoctaaa]

If it's dangerous then you should just leave! I don't need a human looking after me. You're more dangerous than this place ever could be!

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[pissedkitty]

I'm not a--

[pissedkitty]

[...What was he saying? He doesn't recall. He puts his hands to his head for a moment, shaking his head a bit before talking again.]

I'm not going to hurt you.