[ONESHOT] One Hour Challenge; Jun's submission

[choko_jun]

Title: One Hour Challenge
Group: U-Kiss
Pairing: Kim Kibum/Shin Soohyun
Rating: R? R-ish
Warning: Lame, unfinished, bad English.
Summary: furutsu 's prompt: "Office AU; bloodtype-guided behavior; sex is optional".
N/A: Mia challenged me to write Soobum, so I did just to prove that I can't. This is lame, not finished, and. Lame. Laaaame.

Comments

[furutsu]

Soohyun said fuck it to the ethics and pushed Kibum to under the desk.
NOW WE'RE TALKING.

AND I DEMAND EXPLICIT!UKE!KIBUM FOR THE SEQUEL. I REALLY MEAN IT.

AND ELI. OH, ELI.


JUST TO MENTION. THAT WICKED WITCH UP THERE IS PRETTY MUCH HOW I'LL LOOK LIKE IF YOU HAVE SEME!KIBUM INSTEAD OF UKE!KIBUM. MAY MY WORDS BE CLEAR.

[choko_jun]

THERE'S NO THING IN THE WORLD NAMED 'UKE!KIBUM', CREATURE. YOU CAN TURN GREEN AS MUCH AS YOU FEEL LIKE OKAY D:

But thank you for reading and commenting anyway EORIUFHEWOUIFHIUOWEHROF ♥♥♥

[furutsu]

OOOOOH, YOU THINK THERE ISN'T. LET HIM MEET ME AND WE SHALL DISCUSS IT AGAIN.

And I'm already green.

[choko_jun]

Mia, you're not seme. I would top you, for God's sake.

[furutsu]

You think you would.

One thing that is sacred to me is my semeness.