Hmmm.
So, yes. AKANISHI JIN has come to BNF Brawl. You haven't known TRUE brawling up until now. Trust me, you will all soon be wallowing in your failure, because I am always number one.
I'm normally not one for numbers and data, but you can guarantee I'm doing research on ALL of you. I'm going to become the best brawler soon enough. ALSO. I have to say something to you tennis people and weird shinigimee things - as it seems that you have basically taken over this place - you think you're special because you can play SUPER Dragonball Z-worthy tennis and wield freaky swords, BUT YOU'RE NOT.
I, on the other hand, have true talent. I may not be able to kick your ass into the ground, but society doesn't care if you can KILL people, it cares if you can please people. Which I can do. For those who've never heard of me, shame on you, I'm AKANISHI JIN. I'm a singer, actor, dancer, model - A GENERALLY AMAZING (AND SEXY) FAMOUS PERSON. I'm apart of Johnny's Entertainment and also the kickass band KAT-TUN. Our first single? Sold a million copies. AND was number one in the year of 2006. Basically, the entire female population of Japan loves me. I'm currently working on America.
SPEAKING OF WHICH. I'd also like to say that NONE of you have true talent until you can master Japanese AND English. I can speak GOOD English. I even have EVIDENCE.
This isn't the sex part, though. THIS IS THE ENGLISH PART. Here's me a few years ago TEACHING ENGLISH TO THE WATCHING JAPANESE PUBLIC.
I'm the one on the left. Obviously. Jimmy's an idiot for slapping me. Just because he lived in America- BUT ENOUGH OF THAT.
I'm also DRIP SEX. Hence the cut. I HAVE EVIDENCE OF THIS AS WELL. This next clip combines my amazing English and my hot body. You'll all be jealous soon enough.
Aren't I amazing? Those fangirls love me so much they even went as far as to combine all my hottest moves into one orgasmic video. I'm sure none of you can brag about any fangirls doing THAT because of your existence.
I'm only going to show one more, even though there are THOUSANDS of YouTube videos of me out there, of my band KAT-TUN's hit single "Real Face". We're so awesome that each of the six of us got our own special version of the PV where the camera focused entirely on a certain member. Since there's six of us and, if I give you the actual PV, you won't recognize me as easily, I'll show you the version where the camera focuses entirely on yours truly. ;D
If you can DENY THE AWESOME that is ME after all that evidence, then be prepared. Because it's only going to get worse.
I'll be awaiting your thumbs and fangasms.
I'm normally not one for numbers and data, but you can guarantee I'm doing research on ALL of you. I'm going to become the best brawler soon enough. ALSO. I have to say something to you tennis people and weird shinigimee things - as it seems that you have basically taken over this place - you think you're special because you can play SUPER Dragonball Z-worthy tennis and wield freaky swords, BUT YOU'RE NOT.
I, on the other hand, have true talent. I may not be able to kick your ass into the ground, but society doesn't care if you can KILL people, it cares if you can please people. Which I can do. For those who've never heard of me, shame on you, I'm AKANISHI JIN. I'm a singer, actor, dancer, model - A GENERALLY AMAZING (AND SEXY) FAMOUS PERSON. I'm apart of Johnny's Entertainment and also the kickass band KAT-TUN. Our first single? Sold a million copies. AND was number one in the year of 2006. Basically, the entire female population of Japan loves me. I'm currently working on America.
SPEAKING OF WHICH. I'd also like to say that NONE of you have true talent until you can master Japanese AND English. I can speak GOOD English. I even have EVIDENCE.
This isn't the sex part, though. THIS IS THE ENGLISH PART. Here's me a few years ago TEACHING ENGLISH TO THE WATCHING JAPANESE PUBLIC.
I'm the one on the left. Obviously. Jimmy's an idiot for slapping me. Just because he lived in America- BUT ENOUGH OF THAT.
I'm also DRIP SEX. Hence the cut. I HAVE EVIDENCE OF THIS AS WELL. This next clip combines my amazing English and my hot body. You'll all be jealous soon enough.
Aren't I amazing? Those fangirls love me so much they even went as far as to combine all my hottest moves into one orgasmic video. I'm sure none of you can brag about any fangirls doing THAT because of your existence.
I'm only going to show one more, even though there are THOUSANDS of YouTube videos of me out there, of my band KAT-TUN's hit single "Real Face". We're so awesome that each of the six of us got our own special version of the PV where the camera focused entirely on a certain member. Since there's six of us and, if I give you the actual PV, you won't recognize me as easily, I'll show you the version where the camera focuses entirely on yours truly. ;D
If you can DENY THE AWESOME that is ME after all that evidence, then be prepared. Because it's only going to get worse.
I'll be awaiting your thumbs and fangasms.