Jordan explains mythical creatures, in small words so I can understand
Lochness- a left over, probably docile water-dwelling dinosaur
When the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs hit, it might have survived because it was underwater.
Bigfoot- a CAMPER (hahahaha) that got lost or left society. He's hairy because he doesn't shave and he doesn't like people- perhaps some threw him off of a cliff or something.
Yeti, see above and substitute an old explorer in furs.
No idea on the spelling here- La Chupa Cabra is a goat eating, banished Mexican. I suspect I may become cow eating banished American someday.
Unicorns, he doesn't believe in. Any sightings are probably of goats with a missing horn or misplaced horn.
Dwarves are people who were separated from mankind during a cave-in, who now reside in a series of tunnels and caves. Speculation is rampant that dwarves are not real.
Fun :)
When the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs hit, it might have survived because it was underwater.
Bigfoot- a CAMPER (hahahaha) that got lost or left society. He's hairy because he doesn't shave and he doesn't like people- perhaps some threw him off of a cliff or something.
Yeti, see above and substitute an old explorer in furs.
No idea on the spelling here- La Chupa Cabra is a goat eating, banished Mexican. I suspect I may become cow eating banished American someday.
Unicorns, he doesn't believe in. Any sightings are probably of goats with a missing horn or misplaced horn.
Dwarves are people who were separated from mankind during a cave-in, who now reside in a series of tunnels and caves. Speculation is rampant that dwarves are not real.
Fun :)