We have just received word that our good buddy, Sprocket, has initiated 'Operation: Welcome Home' at his house as well!
Since Christmas, he has managed to surprise:
2 Christmas tree ornaments
1 Christmas tree garland
1 math textbook (yuck, did that actually taste good!?)
1 plastic toy rowboat
1 plastic octopus (and he even managed to barf the arms back up over the next day, woo-woo!)
1 sock (that They don't know about yet)
and the corner of one Gameboy game.
He also gets extra bacon since he managed to short-circuit the tree lights without short-circuiting himself! (He didn't get all of the Gameboy game surprised but we're letting him count it since he did it in such a short time and with NO help at all from that total bitch Lacey.)
I liek Lacey!
You would, Romeo. If either of you could move your fat butts into a tree, I'd sing that song right now. Anyway, Woos! to Sprocket. Keep up the good work!