Putting the FUN in dysfunction
I've got my 5 cents! Where's Lucy? The Dr. needs to be "IN" - 
*Headslap*
Tell me again why I feel the need to spend my holidays with my blood family?
My snarky, WASP mother (who is obsessed with being thin) just picked on me and my weight by saying that Santa must get pissed at me for impersonating him. I calmly replied to her that Santa loves me because I visit all the naughty lil boys for him.
That AMOST beats my frat boy styled step brother having no qualms about asking me how do
I have sex with men (literally which hole) Ah yes, since I am the oddity of the family; of COURSE he felt justified in his narrow minded confusion to loudly ask me this personal question in the middle of a family function.
Yet my Johny Walker Black laden father took the cake. My dad pulled me upstairs when drunk to ask me "who's this?
when stalking my crazy mother on facebook (he's new to the computer thing) Mind you, my parents have been divorced for 35 years, so I am a lil bewildered as to why he chose her as a target for information on the interwebs. So I pulled up my sister's picture on facebook (no relation to my father) and pointed at her. He sat back in his chair with his forehead scrunched up. Then he turned and asked me how could she (my sister) be gay because she is obviously a sexy normal looking woman. I quickly finished that conversation and effectively shut him up by asking "Dad when did you decide to be straight?"
FML - can we just go back to the tattooing? That was the best part of my xmas this year.
Bring on new years
Point of reference and a source of my frustration - I came out almost 14 years ago! You'd THINK that they may have gotten past some of this crap by now!
*Headslap*
Tell me again why I feel the need to spend my holidays with my blood family?
My snarky, WASP mother (who is obsessed with being thin) just picked on me and my weight by saying that Santa must get pissed at me for impersonating him. I calmly replied to her that Santa loves me because I visit all the naughty lil boys for him.
That AMOST beats my frat boy styled step brother having no qualms about asking me how do
I have sex with men (literally which hole) Ah yes, since I am the oddity of the family; of COURSE he felt justified in his narrow minded confusion to loudly ask me this personal question in the middle of a family function.
Yet my Johny Walker Black laden father took the cake. My dad pulled me upstairs when drunk to ask me "who's this?
when stalking my crazy mother on facebook (he's new to the computer thing) Mind you, my parents have been divorced for 35 years, so I am a lil bewildered as to why he chose her as a target for information on the interwebs. So I pulled up my sister's picture on facebook (no relation to my father) and pointed at her. He sat back in his chair with his forehead scrunched up. Then he turned and asked me how could she (my sister) be gay because she is obviously a sexy normal looking woman. I quickly finished that conversation and effectively shut him up by asking "Dad when did you decide to be straight?"
FML - can we just go back to the tattooing? That was the best part of my xmas this year.
Bring on new years
Point of reference and a source of my frustration - I came out almost 14 years ago! You'd THINK that they may have gotten past some of this crap by now!