Coming clean

Jul 25, 2003 19:57

Alright everyone, I am coming clean. All the stuff yall have been hearing about is true. I am a sloppy, disgusting person.
I leave dishes everywhere, because I come home late and don't feel like doing dishes at 10pm.
I have a job that is not really hard work and when I come home at 10pm and work till 4am on music, it is not really that hard either.
I walk and talk much too loud
I also pretend to be this really cool person when I am just a slob.
I am not really worth coming home too, because no one likes to hang out with me
I mess up the kitchen and only clean it for parties
I like to conversate with BOTH my housemates
Music is not really anything important and I should think about getting a "real" job
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I am damaging my own name with all this stuff, but then again yall already knew all this stuff about me anyway.
I give kudos to the wonderful Republican National Committee goer who realized my slovenly ways early on.
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Just wanted to remove all doubt, yall might have had about me, about being this really cool person.

So...now you know. If ya ever want to shoot me and take me out of my miserable existance, there will be a sign-up sheet posted later.
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