matt lewis ate my soul

Feb 06, 2004 00:22

ok im not gonna go on and on about my day of classes since it was uneventful. if you want to see what my math professor is like though, go to his homepage here and check out the pics, they're hilarious: homepages.wmich.edu/~j9fox

anyways my new intramural soccer team had its first game tonight and we smoked some army ROTC scrubs. we have some really cool girls on the team too. they're hip nerds like me and we're gonna go to mandatory cultural events together like the vagina monologues. oh yeah, one of them is john gazzettes cousin (for all the novi people) and she likes hilary duff. word.

i have an exam tomorrow in my math class. have i started studying?? hells no. instead, im chillin with matt and mike. i played matt lewis in one hand of poker, and if i won i got a can of mountain dew and if he won he got my soul. sadly enough, he won. so he wrote "jeff dodds' soul" on a sheet of paper with TOXIC RED MARKER and ate the whole thing after i signed it. i told him it was toxic and he didnt believe me, so we got out the package and i was correct. oddly enough though, he is starting to act more like me. he is eating EZ cheez and crackers, and in general just being a really cool dude like i am. i'll miss my soul i bet, i've had it a while. but im glad it has such a punk rock house now. i wonder if it will be able to sleep in there, with all the emotional anguish surrounding it.

i wore matts alkaline trio had around campus some today. some people look at you weirder when you wear a hat with a skull inside a dripping heart. i flicked off said people and stuck out my tongue.

not really though.

oh yeah, if you have any ideas for a kickass persuasive speech topic, let me know. i was thinking obesity in the youth of america?? yeah. bye.
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