I laughed.
I cried.
I cringed.
Then I laughed so hard I seriously thought I was going to pee.
weepingcock - hilariously bad exerts from erotica, porn, fanfic, and seriously some of the funniest things I have EVER read.
I specifically would like to point you to these:
Mmmmm, Farming (absolutely classic, great icon in the comments)
Poo Poo? (traumatically bad, but the comments made me laugh so hard my face hurt)
Chomper's Day (this one... I seirously thought I was going to pee I was laughing so hard at some of the comments)
Shimmering Giraffe (best. worst. EVER.)
And now I will go back to pretending to work while reading through the archives.