ok... ONE.... TWO.... OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
To follow is quite possibly TMI, but really amusing in my humble opinion.
Reader discretion is advised.
So in my efforts to avoid shaving (I hate to shave and my body doesn't respond well to it) I have done many things. Creams, waxes, epilators, tweezers, the furry look in college... it's been done.
What I had not tried was waxing at home.
You see where this is going?
On my way home the other night I picked up some Nads and figured I'd give it a whirl because I am really tired of shaving some of my more delicate areas. Well, the angles were kinda funny and it felt like I needed about three hands... so I stopped trying by myself and employed bossfearless as my lovely assistant. And isn't he just lovely, ladies & gentlemen? I sure think so!
ANYwhoo.... so there I am spread-eagle, my crotch covered in green gel-wax-hellish stuff aaaaaaand let me tell you, this shit HURTS. It doesn't help that hair grows in every concievable direction down there, so going with/against the grain depends on which friggin hair we're talking about. I've had many things waxed before, nothing could prepare me for this. Despite the massive amounts of yelping, we actually laughed tremedously at the whole thing. Snippits of the adventure include:
Him - "If you have any last words for your vulva, now might be the time"
*riiiiiiiiiiip!*
Me - "oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww FUCKING HELL!'
Him - "OOooo that one worked well!"
After much swearing and wax-gel-hellish stuff everywhere (thankfully water soluable), we decide to abandon Project Nads.
My crotch may never forgive me, and now I need a plan B to avoid looking like I have a serious case of crotch-mange. Because strangely enough, when I think sexy I don't think crotch-mange. Go figure.
Reader discretion is advised.
So in my efforts to avoid shaving (I hate to shave and my body doesn't respond well to it) I have done many things. Creams, waxes, epilators, tweezers, the furry look in college... it's been done.
What I had not tried was waxing at home.
You see where this is going?
On my way home the other night I picked up some Nads and figured I'd give it a whirl because I am really tired of shaving some of my more delicate areas. Well, the angles were kinda funny and it felt like I needed about three hands... so I stopped trying by myself and employed bossfearless as my lovely assistant. And isn't he just lovely, ladies & gentlemen? I sure think so!
ANYwhoo.... so there I am spread-eagle, my crotch covered in green gel-wax-hellish stuff aaaaaaand let me tell you, this shit HURTS. It doesn't help that hair grows in every concievable direction down there, so going with/against the grain depends on which friggin hair we're talking about. I've had many things waxed before, nothing could prepare me for this. Despite the massive amounts of yelping, we actually laughed tremedously at the whole thing. Snippits of the adventure include:
Him - "If you have any last words for your vulva, now might be the time"
*riiiiiiiiiiip!*
Me - "oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww FUCKING HELL!'
Him - "OOooo that one worked well!"
After much swearing and wax-gel-hellish stuff everywhere (thankfully water soluable), we decide to abandon Project Nads.
My crotch may never forgive me, and now I need a plan B to avoid looking like I have a serious case of crotch-mange. Because strangely enough, when I think sexy I don't think crotch-mange. Go figure.