Goat Adrenaline, Direct to Heart
1. I have 40 pages to write in the next week! Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
2. Just got the perfect pop-up ad for the high thesis seasons: "Got a big project coming up? Rent the right dumpster from Western Disposal!"
3. Also perfect for high thesis season, one of the neighbor kids across the airshaft from me is learning to play the recorder! Best of all, he is playing the melody to the tune "Hansien Klein," the German guilt-trip song that my mom sang to me all the time when I was little about a kid that sets out to face the big world and then comes running home in defeated gratitude for his parents.
4. Contents of our freezer right now: five kinds of ice cream, two kinds of vodka, and a bag of frozen peas.
2. Just got the perfect pop-up ad for the high thesis seasons: "Got a big project coming up? Rent the right dumpster from Western Disposal!"
3. Also perfect for high thesis season, one of the neighbor kids across the airshaft from me is learning to play the recorder! Best of all, he is playing the melody to the tune "Hansien Klein," the German guilt-trip song that my mom sang to me all the time when I was little about a kid that sets out to face the big world and then comes running home in defeated gratitude for his parents.
4. Contents of our freezer right now: five kinds of ice cream, two kinds of vodka, and a bag of frozen peas.