Workshop Quote of the Day
Comment on a story about sexual exploration and murder at a Jewish summer camp:
"Well, regardless of what the tampon in the soup is about, or whether or not they actually hacked up and ate Naomi, it seems to me that they're getting really excited by what's going on here. I mean, they feel like, holy crap, I've just got to jizz in that pool of blood! What's that about? THERE'S your darkness, Helen!"