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Survey courtesy of Ms. Sugarpunk. Ok, so I didn't ask, I took. But it sounds nicer this way...
1. When you go into the grocery store do you get horny looking at zuchinni? I knew by this first question that this would be better than the average survey. And yes. Well maybe not horny, but I do think of their resemblance to dildos and giggle to myself, does that count?
2. Do you think of getting turned on when you turn on a lamp? Not really...unless I'm just in that sort of mood...
3. Did you ever giggle and say you were "high" when using those smelley markers in first grade? I was very innocent and knew nothing of such things...of course I probably actually was getting high without realizing it because I used to love to snif them, especially those scented ones.
4. When you see a tongue piercing do youre panties get just a tad soaked? It depends on whose mouth the tongue piercing is in. If it's someone hot, hells yes!
5. When you pass a burger king and it says "hiring all positions," does your mind wander to something they didnt intend? Doesn't everyone's? No? Oh, well, then me neither.
6. Does it look like the block button on youre aim is a chinese kirate chopper? Looks more like a crossing guard trying to stop traffic to me...but I guess I can see the karate thing...wait a minute, who cares?
7. Since you think my tractor's sexy, do you want to break in the back seat? Think I'll pass on that one there JimBob.
8. Have you ever looked up swear words in the dictonary b/c you were bored? Yes, I used to spend a lot of time reading the Dictionary as a child. That's sad, isn't it? I looked up every curse word, as well as anything that might remotely have sexual meaning. Repeatedly.
9. Do guys like to get hummers in a hummer and if so do they really want you to hum, like if youre in a festive mood would jingle bells be appopriate? I think guys like to get hummers ANYWHERE...right? And I imagine any tune you feel the urge to use, is just dandy.
10. Have you ever been mesmerized by a moving fan and wanted to stick your finger in it? absolutely, and I was afraid that made me a little bit retarded...but, it's normal, right?
11. Wasn't glitter intended to make drunk people giggle? I really have no idea. Nor do I care. It doesn't amuse me...drunk or sober.
12. Do girls just open their mouths while they put on mascara b/c they want you to stick something in there? I really do not know why my species does this. If I catch myself I try to stop, it's just automatic weirdness.
13. Doesnt thinking of a nun rolling down the stairs make you dizzy, or does it make you just laugh? laugh...
14. Am i the only one that has a fantasy of a huge pool of green jello? probably not but I don't share it...now make that champagne...then we'd be talkin'
15. Dont silk boxers make you purr? silky or soft textured fabric anything makes me purr
16. Dont you always wonder about those men who dress up as santa? totally, don't a lot of those guys have criminal records? yuck.
17. Do the lights on a bus look like one light going back and forth or two lights just blinking randomly? I haven't a clue what you're talking about...
18. Dont clocks that are wrong make you nervous b/c youre not sure where time is going? well not so much nervous, but sometimes it's hard to figure out what time it really is if you have to be somewhere or something
19. If god told you he put you on earth just to give people pleasure would you be excited? he already did. shh.
20. If not what do you want your purpose on earth to be? I like that one.
21. Wouldn't it be funny if the devil has a vagina? totally
22. Do fairies exsist? I do believe in fairies, I do, I do. (yeah, I got a little too into Peter Pan)
23. Do you think it's true that people who wear a lot of rings are insecure? no...maybe they just like them?
24. How do you like it? Rough, baby. ; P
25. Is it hot when a girls thong is poking out of her pants? no...I really don't even get the appeal of buttfloss...I mean thongs.
26. Ever gotten/given road head? no...
27. Are there really such things as vampires? I hope so...rawr.
28. Is it a bit of a turn off when someone is so open about talking about sex? It so depends on who they are, and their manner. But really, I think sex is great, and don't see anything wrong with talking about it. Generally.
29. Would you see your life different if there were no such thing as music? That would be awful!
30. Why do people feel the need to change themselves to make others "happy"? Because they're insecure.
1. When you go into the grocery store do you get horny looking at zuchinni? I knew by this first question that this would be better than the average survey. And yes. Well maybe not horny, but I do think of their resemblance to dildos and giggle to myself, does that count?
2. Do you think of getting turned on when you turn on a lamp? Not really...unless I'm just in that sort of mood...
3. Did you ever giggle and say you were "high" when using those smelley markers in first grade? I was very innocent and knew nothing of such things...of course I probably actually was getting high without realizing it because I used to love to snif them, especially those scented ones.
4. When you see a tongue piercing do youre panties get just a tad soaked? It depends on whose mouth the tongue piercing is in. If it's someone hot, hells yes!
5. When you pass a burger king and it says "hiring all positions," does your mind wander to something they didnt intend? Doesn't everyone's? No? Oh, well, then me neither.
6. Does it look like the block button on youre aim is a chinese kirate chopper? Looks more like a crossing guard trying to stop traffic to me...but I guess I can see the karate thing...wait a minute, who cares?
7. Since you think my tractor's sexy, do you want to break in the back seat? Think I'll pass on that one there JimBob.
8. Have you ever looked up swear words in the dictonary b/c you were bored? Yes, I used to spend a lot of time reading the Dictionary as a child. That's sad, isn't it? I looked up every curse word, as well as anything that might remotely have sexual meaning. Repeatedly.
9. Do guys like to get hummers in a hummer and if so do they really want you to hum, like if youre in a festive mood would jingle bells be appopriate? I think guys like to get hummers ANYWHERE...right? And I imagine any tune you feel the urge to use, is just dandy.
10. Have you ever been mesmerized by a moving fan and wanted to stick your finger in it? absolutely, and I was afraid that made me a little bit retarded...but, it's normal, right?
11. Wasn't glitter intended to make drunk people giggle? I really have no idea. Nor do I care. It doesn't amuse me...drunk or sober.
12. Do girls just open their mouths while they put on mascara b/c they want you to stick something in there? I really do not know why my species does this. If I catch myself I try to stop, it's just automatic weirdness.
13. Doesnt thinking of a nun rolling down the stairs make you dizzy, or does it make you just laugh? laugh...
14. Am i the only one that has a fantasy of a huge pool of green jello? probably not but I don't share it...now make that champagne...then we'd be talkin'
15. Dont silk boxers make you purr? silky or soft textured fabric anything makes me purr
16. Dont you always wonder about those men who dress up as santa? totally, don't a lot of those guys have criminal records? yuck.
17. Do the lights on a bus look like one light going back and forth or two lights just blinking randomly? I haven't a clue what you're talking about...
18. Dont clocks that are wrong make you nervous b/c youre not sure where time is going? well not so much nervous, but sometimes it's hard to figure out what time it really is if you have to be somewhere or something
19. If god told you he put you on earth just to give people pleasure would you be excited? he already did. shh.
20. If not what do you want your purpose on earth to be? I like that one.
21. Wouldn't it be funny if the devil has a vagina? totally
22. Do fairies exsist? I do believe in fairies, I do, I do. (yeah, I got a little too into Peter Pan)
23. Do you think it's true that people who wear a lot of rings are insecure? no...maybe they just like them?
24. How do you like it? Rough, baby. ; P
25. Is it hot when a girls thong is poking out of her pants? no...I really don't even get the appeal of buttfloss...I mean thongs.
26. Ever gotten/given road head? no...
27. Are there really such things as vampires? I hope so...rawr.
28. Is it a bit of a turn off when someone is so open about talking about sex? It so depends on who they are, and their manner. But really, I think sex is great, and don't see anything wrong with talking about it. Generally.
29. Would you see your life different if there were no such thing as music? That would be awful!
30. Why do people feel the need to change themselves to make others "happy"? Because they're insecure.