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1. What is your best friend's grandma's name?
I have no clue
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
on the side of my left boob
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
I'd have to say my theater113 teacher right now is pretty damn hot
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
nope
5. What body part do you wash first?
shoulders/arms (in the shower at least)
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
always
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
doing the splits, maybe
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
my belly button's weird, it's like half innie half outie
9. What's your favorite flavored pringle?
original or sour cream and onion I guess
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
no and I dunno, maybe
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
i never really got grounded.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
shoo I'm damn good at parallel parking
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
no
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
umm, i don't think ever? unless you count by like my dad
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
right one, usually
16. In one word, describe your butt.
bootylicious
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
no
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like?
Oprah, because I am ruler of the world and a big black woman (haha...I don't effing know)
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
attractive and in good shape
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yes
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
what's snipe-hunting??
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
uh, i think about whatever's on my mind, whoever it is varies
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
not that I know of...maybe
24. You're in a public bathroom and there's no toilet paper. What do you do?
omg haha I have resorted to cupping my hand over my vag (this is when NO ONE else was around) and running into the other stall to get some
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
YES. EWWWWWWWWW
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Miss A
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
dunno, I don't air guitar all that much. I air piano sometimes, is that weird?
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex's locker room?
at FHS? of course
29. What's the weirdest thing you've done while driving?
changed my tampon.
haha kidding. I wonder if anyone actually called me on that. ummm organized my purse maybe?
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
yeah, as a kid
31. How do you eat your cookies?
like any normal person, I'd assume
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
ew no who the hell does that
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of anyone.
danced like a fucking freak
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes?
hahahaha no. i mean my toes do have a wee bit of hair, not worth shaving
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
yessss
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
dunno
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? What kind?
not that I remember
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
not specifically, I'm sure they get clean every time I take a shower
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
scrunch, wait wtf people fold it?!
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
i dunno, it depends on the underwear i'm wearing/what I'm wearing on top
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
nothing too strange I don't think
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
nothing significant
where is 43???????
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
no
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
don't know
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
"gotten caught?" ew who says that?
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
no
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
no
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
no
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
I believe that sexy has been brought back many many times over already, dumbasses
I have no clue
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
on the side of my left boob
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
I'd have to say my theater113 teacher right now is pretty damn hot
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
nope
5. What body part do you wash first?
shoulders/arms (in the shower at least)
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
always
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
doing the splits, maybe
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
my belly button's weird, it's like half innie half outie
9. What's your favorite flavored pringle?
original or sour cream and onion I guess
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
no and I dunno, maybe
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
i never really got grounded.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
shoo I'm damn good at parallel parking
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
no
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
umm, i don't think ever? unless you count by like my dad
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
right one, usually
16. In one word, describe your butt.
bootylicious
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
no
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like?
Oprah, because I am ruler of the world and a big black woman (haha...I don't effing know)
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
attractive and in good shape
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yes
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
what's snipe-hunting??
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
uh, i think about whatever's on my mind, whoever it is varies
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
not that I know of...maybe
24. You're in a public bathroom and there's no toilet paper. What do you do?
omg haha I have resorted to cupping my hand over my vag (this is when NO ONE else was around) and running into the other stall to get some
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
YES. EWWWWWWWWW
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Miss A
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
dunno, I don't air guitar all that much. I air piano sometimes, is that weird?
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex's locker room?
at FHS? of course
29. What's the weirdest thing you've done while driving?
changed my tampon.
haha kidding. I wonder if anyone actually called me on that. ummm organized my purse maybe?
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
yeah, as a kid
31. How do you eat your cookies?
like any normal person, I'd assume
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
ew no who the hell does that
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of anyone.
danced like a fucking freak
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes?
hahahaha no. i mean my toes do have a wee bit of hair, not worth shaving
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
yessss
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
dunno
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? What kind?
not that I remember
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
not specifically, I'm sure they get clean every time I take a shower
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
scrunch, wait wtf people fold it?!
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
i dunno, it depends on the underwear i'm wearing/what I'm wearing on top
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
nothing too strange I don't think
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
nothing significant
where is 43???????
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
no
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
don't know
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
"gotten caught?" ew who says that?
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
no
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
no
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
no
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
I believe that sexy has been brought back many many times over already, dumbasses