fuuuuuck

Jun 01, 2008 23:48

so in the midst of being majorly bummed out over alan (and I mean I feel lower then low...worse then I did with scott, torrey, rob etc...I just cant even describe it), I found I lost a bet with a friend,.... er better put, was reminded I had even made a bet that I apparently just lost.

Waaaaaaaaay back in July, my friend and I made a bet in regards to the 07-08 hockey season. I said that the upcoming season would be different for my Sharks and had faith that they would go farther then the prior year. Well my friend said the same of his team. So we made a bet, whoever's team went farther in the playoffs obviously wins the bet and the loser has to, for the whole next year, support some aspect of the winners team. We not only shook on it but did the whole spit shake and pinky swear. I had nothing to fear, his team sucked last year,...

Well cause it was in july and my friend moved to the east coast I didnt think anything of this bet and totally forgot. Season went on like usual, ssharks knocked out in the 2nd round like usual...well guess who called last night? My old buddy Oren, and the first thing he says is, "Looooooooooooser!!!!!" I sat there for a minute thinking huh?, then the awful truth dawned on me. Oren just won the bet.

But because Oren isnt 100% evil....just 110%! Guess who has now been afflicted with the unthinkable? Thats right me. And what did he pry on? My absolute, very audible haterd, disgust, disdain and loathing of a particular aspect of his team. So now, I have to play nice. No I dont have to root on his team, no I dont have to cheer his team against my own, and no I dont have to wear his team's jersey....but what do I have to do? Express my love, admiration and support for one player on his team. Instead of screaming "pussy" or "fucker" or "whiner" or "diver" at the tv, or teaching the dogs to growl every moment he's on the tv....I now have to bow down to this guy"s excellence for the entire 08-09 season...So forgive me all I'm about to commit the worst sin of all in my eyes...and I hate myself for this...

ungh I cant even bring myself to write this....

Sidney Crosby is one of the best players in the NHL currently and deserves to lift the Cup and I would absolutely date him if I had the chance.

I'm going to go wash my mouth out with soap....

and it starts...
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