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That is the sound of me choking myself to death on the combined mass of John Donne: Man of Flesh and Spirit (only $4.89 used on Amazon!) and my brother's pet newt.
So, typically, I left the poetry project IN ITS ENTIRETY to the last weekend. Pump it. Unh unh unh.
No, I'm serious! This is a very serious situation!
In case you were wondering, a google image search for 'angry pirate' returns this result:
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAH I'M SO SCREWED.