A matter of national importance, or whatever.
Bandom, there is something we must discuss right the fuck now.
Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith went to a catholic high school. A. MOTHERFUCKING. CATHOLIC. SCHOOL.
Now I know there is no photographic evidence that uniforms were required, BUT STILL. (edit: acadia has informed us that there is. No ties, no plaid to be had anywhere, so I am still very sadpanda)
My question to you is: HOW IS THERE NO FIC ABOUT THIS?
Let's pretend for a moment that Ryan and Spencer went to the kind of school where the girls wore plaid pleated skirts and knee socks, and the guys wore white button downs and matching ties and there were sweatervests in the winter and the whole nine yards. Ready?
Situation no 1: Brendon meets Ryan and Spencer for the first time in their regular street clothes, because who the fuck wears that shit outside of the required school hours, seriously? But then, he finds out! That like, they wear uniforms! With ties! and Brendon's little brain goes \o/ HAVE FANTASIES! And Brendon is like "oh fuck" and gets all quiet because he is trying not to think about how he's fantasizing about Spencer in his fucking school tie and get a boner in front of everyone! And of course he has to jerk off like, 86,000 times because he cannot stop thinking about Spencer and what he would look like in that damned uniform.
And then eventually they hook up! And Brendon is all this is awesome, but his brain will absolutely NOT shut up about Spencer and that fucking tie. And so one day, they're at Spencer's house, and they're making out because no one is home, and maybe it's like, right after school or something, and Spencer still has on his whole uniform. It's been cold and rainy, so he's wearing the sweater, too. And it's way softer than Brendon had thought, and he keeps running his hands over Spencer's chest, and things are getting hotter, and Spencer peels off the sweater, and then goes for the tie, and Brendon's like "WAIT!" And Spencer stops and just looks at him, like what? You DON'T want me to get naked?
Brendon flushes red and is like "no! I do! Just-" and he's silent, and still for like, ever, and Spencer's just watching him. Eventually, Brendon reaches out and fists Spencer's tie, and kind of tugs on it (but very gently, because he's terrified this will go wrong and Spencer will call him a freak) and he leans down for a kiss, and whispers "Maybe you can leave the tie?" And Spencer does and it's super fucking hot and then they explore and indulge every single kink Brendon has THE END.
Situation no 2: Somehow the guys get a hold of a girls' uniform (maybe a friend lent them an old one that didn't fit for like, a halloween costume or some shit) and they convince Ryan into it, and it was intended to be a joke, except how he looks totally fucking hot in it. The skirt is seriously tiny, and it shows off his pale legs, and it kind of gives a little curve to his waist, and then there is sexytimes. IDK, I don't have this one as fleshed out in my head, because RYAN IN A UNIFORM SKIRT just kind of killed my brain. SO yeah...
Thoughts? This entry was originally posted at http://bohemeyourself.dreamwidth.org/1912.html. Comment here, there, or both!
Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith went to a catholic high school. A. MOTHERFUCKING. CATHOLIC. SCHOOL.
Now I know there is no photographic evidence that uniforms were required, BUT STILL. (edit: acadia has informed us that there is. No ties, no plaid to be had anywhere, so I am still very sadpanda)
My question to you is: HOW IS THERE NO FIC ABOUT THIS?
Let's pretend for a moment that Ryan and Spencer went to the kind of school where the girls wore plaid pleated skirts and knee socks, and the guys wore white button downs and matching ties and there were sweatervests in the winter and the whole nine yards. Ready?
Situation no 1: Brendon meets Ryan and Spencer for the first time in their regular street clothes, because who the fuck wears that shit outside of the required school hours, seriously? But then, he finds out! That like, they wear uniforms! With ties! and Brendon's little brain goes \o/ HAVE FANTASIES! And Brendon is like "oh fuck" and gets all quiet because he is trying not to think about how he's fantasizing about Spencer in his fucking school tie and get a boner in front of everyone! And of course he has to jerk off like, 86,000 times because he cannot stop thinking about Spencer and what he would look like in that damned uniform.
And then eventually they hook up! And Brendon is all this is awesome, but his brain will absolutely NOT shut up about Spencer and that fucking tie. And so one day, they're at Spencer's house, and they're making out because no one is home, and maybe it's like, right after school or something, and Spencer still has on his whole uniform. It's been cold and rainy, so he's wearing the sweater, too. And it's way softer than Brendon had thought, and he keeps running his hands over Spencer's chest, and things are getting hotter, and Spencer peels off the sweater, and then goes for the tie, and Brendon's like "WAIT!" And Spencer stops and just looks at him, like what? You DON'T want me to get naked?
Brendon flushes red and is like "no! I do! Just-" and he's silent, and still for like, ever, and Spencer's just watching him. Eventually, Brendon reaches out and fists Spencer's tie, and kind of tugs on it (but very gently, because he's terrified this will go wrong and Spencer will call him a freak) and he leans down for a kiss, and whispers "Maybe you can leave the tie?" And Spencer does and it's super fucking hot and then they explore and indulge every single kink Brendon has THE END.
Situation no 2: Somehow the guys get a hold of a girls' uniform (maybe a friend lent them an old one that didn't fit for like, a halloween costume or some shit) and they convince Ryan into it, and it was intended to be a joke, except how he looks totally fucking hot in it. The skirt is seriously tiny, and it shows off his pale legs, and it kind of gives a little curve to his waist, and then there is sexytimes. IDK, I don't have this one as fleshed out in my head, because RYAN IN A UNIFORM SKIRT just kind of killed my brain. SO yeah...
Thoughts? This entry was originally posted at http://bohemeyourself.dreamwidth.org/1912.html. Comment here, there, or both!