not_so_flawless and I finally got around to watching the new Merlin
- Okay, so did anyone else find it extremely sexy when Arthur says "Arthur Pendragon, King of Camelot" ? BECAUSE I DO.
- "Merlin, if you think I'm sleeping in this bed with you..." THANK YOU FOR THE FANSERVICE.
- Arthur: "Things have changed for me." Me "AND THAT'S OKAYYYYYY, I FEEL THE SAME." (Sam actually made us stop watching and watch the video)
- There needs to be a parody of the champion scene, in which Elyan explains that fighting is "Arthur's thing". Elyan: "like, one time I got challenged to a duel and I couldn't do it because that's Arthur's thing."
- Actually, there needs to be an entire Mean Girls AU.
- I kind of really respected Queen Anne. She was BAMF. OOH and how she tells Morgana off in the end? \o/ thank yooouuuuuuu
- I think Sam and I should start recording when we watch Merlin together, because we are seriously like Mystery Science Theater.
In conclusion, if there is not 97234782479 Morgana/Merlin bondage fics by next week I will be sad face.
COME. ON.
For those of you not interested in Merlin, it is time once again for an edition of Things Rae Wants But Cannot Write Herself:
1. Gabe/Justin Bieber based on this picture:
As I was telling
15dozentimes on twitter, South America is a total mecca of hot exotic gay dudes, who keep COMING ONTO JUSTIN. Who at first is all blushing and stammering like, "oh gee that's sweet but I don't do that". And eventually he gets curious and goes to Gabe, and Gabe helps him figure out his hidden homosexual tendencies. BECAUSE GABE IS A CARING, GIVING SOUL. And then there's this, which my brain will not shut up about:
Okay remember this
(Justin + Gabe + birthday cake)
Obviously Gabe is a messy eater and gets icing on himself. And Justin cleans it off, with his tongue. The ficlet will be in the comments later because I have to go to work. EDIT: The JBiebs is 17. SEVENTEEN. D: D: No fic for him. D:
2. A bb!Panic mall trip fic. Spencer shoe shopping! Dancing like fools to the shitty department store music! Food court shenanigans!
Okay, so that's all for now. I have to go be an adult now. Rec me some spooky fics to read in honor of Halloween!