me and erin
I had THE most fucked-up dream EVER!
Enronadon says:
yeah?
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
have a couple of minutes?
Enronadon says:
yeah
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I was going to describe it in my LJ
Enronadon says:
LIJK TOTAAL DOOD
Enronadon says:
tell me tell me tell me!
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
ok, first of all, I have to give you a background:
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
last night, before I left for work, I made some hamburger helper, set out a frozen pie to thaw, ate, and told mom and luke the food was ready and put it away after they ate in the fridge
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
then, I ate and left for work
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I had a pretty uneventful night at work, didn't have to make deli, so I had a whole bunch of extra time on my hands
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
ACHOOOO!!!
Enronadon says:
snot snot
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I came home, and Luke's car wasn't here, and mom was sitting in the driveway with hers running, and she said she was waiting on him, because he had to have his car towed last night
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
haha, if you take the 'w' out of towed, it's 'toed' if your car gets stuck in the ditch, you have to push it out with your toes.
Enronadon says:
haha, that would SUCK!!
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
but anyway...
Enronadon says:
camel towing
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
lmfao
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
oh god, one hump or two?
Enronadon says:
three O_o
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, mom was all like "Oh great and powerful Bohatnik, why don't you prepare us some bacon and eggs and when I return, I shall finish my laundry, for I do not have to work until 12:00 this noon."
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
or something like that...
Enronadon says:
ell oh ell
Enronadon says:
riiiiiiiight
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and I said "fuck that, I'm going to bed"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so I went to bed, fell asleep, but didn't dream yet, because about half an hour after I got to sleep, someone came storming in, yelling "where's my bacon and eggs?" and I was like "I'm in bed, dammit, I said I was going to bed," and mom said "that's ok, I got mcdonald's, want some biscuits and gravy?" and I said "no, I want an egg mcmuffin" and she said "I don't have egg mcmuffin, I have B&G"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
So I was like "awwww, fuck it"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
then I rolled over and fell back to sleep, thats when I started dreaming
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
Also, when I asked mom how luke got hom without his car, she was like "I don't know"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I dreamt that I woke up and was going to go run some errands in crawfordsville, and pick up my motorcycle, because it was there for some reason, I think being repaired, and when I went outside to get in my car, the only vehicle here was a school bus
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I didn't know how it had gotten here, but the keys were in it, so I figured "oh hell, I can fit my bike in the back of it if I can find some way to hoist it in there"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I took the school bus, and apparently they'd changed around the roads intoi crawfordsville a lot, because there was a big 8-lane expressway, and I was driving in the 'school bus lane'
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I kept swerving in and out of it, too, never having driven a schoolbus
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I finally get to the mall in crawfordsville, which, in my dream, was called "The Tippecanoe Mall 2"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
they don't really have a mall down there, that's why they all go to the one in lafayette
Enronadon says:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b213/HPHovercraft/bunny.gif (by the way... just thought you'd wanna see this)
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
kk
Enronadon says:
well shit if there WAS a mall in crawfordsville, population would boom by like 50%
Enronadon says:
crawfordsville is no-man's land, kinda like frankfort
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
lmfao
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
we always just used to call Frankfort Easytown
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
because you could find easy pussy anywhere
Enronadon says:
ewww
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
but, after I got to the mall in c-ville in my dream, for some fucked-up reason, I ended up not being able to start the bus, and I knew I needed to go to Hobby Lobby there, so I walked over to it.
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
or, actually, I think I got a ride there, because when I left I didn't know where I was
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
from crossing the 8-lane road
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
but anyway, I spent most of my dream inside hobby lobby
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I was looking all over for coloring books, and all the coloring books they had were gay specialty ones that noone would ever want.
Enronadon says:
i'm sorry lol
Enronadon says:
hang on, dad needs the phone
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
oh, ok
Enronadon says:
so you were swerving around
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
they had stuff, like "pictures of things being hit by lightning" and books where they had a colored picture on one page, and then an uncolored picture of the same thing on the next page, and the same coloring books they sell at Walmart, the ones where everyone knows the patterns, because we colored the exact same ones when we were 3.
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
at Hobby Lobby...
Enronadon says:
oh okay right
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I ended up getting a whole bunch of shit at Hobby Lobby, and I ran into Jake or Travis or one of my other cousins there, and my ring fell off of my finger for some reason, and they stepped on it and flattened it
Enronadon says:
the scorpion one?
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
yeah
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and I ate half a candy bar while I was looking around and stuff, and I ended up having a couple of baskets full of stuff when I left
Enronadon says:
http://tinypic.com/dymzw8.gif
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I go up to the front of the store, and I get in line and I'm the second person in line, and when I walk up to the counter, I swear to god it's Bruce Cambel behind the counter
Enronadon says:
sweeet
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
he had on the whole S-Mart outfit, everything but the boomstick
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, he charged me $91.something, and I was like "whoa, how the hell is this $90 in stuff?" and he was like "oh, well, it's five dollars apiece, and you're in the 16-ticket line, so $91"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and I was like "whoa, tickets?"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and he was like "yeah, raffle tickets" and I said "I don't want any fucking tickets, dude, I just want to pay for this stuff and go get my motorcycle"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so he pointed me towards the store line, which had like 50 people in it
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and, also, oh shit, it wasn't my cousin who stepped on my ring, I was talking to my cousin, and this lady came along with her kid, and her kid just straight up and jumped on it
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and she was like "oh, I'm sorry, how can I repay you?" and I was like "well, you can get your kid out of here as soon as possible"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and she was saying something, apologizing, and I was like "just get your fucking brat kid out of here" and she said something about using "the 'f' word" and I was like "fuck you, bitch, just get your little bastard kid the fuck out of my way"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, when I got in line, she was standing there a few people in front of me... flipping me off
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and, I finally got out of there and got back to my motorcycle, I had to drive it around a bunch, because I had an assload of killer bees chasing me
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I ended up driving down to where chelle lives running away from the killer bees
Enronadon says:
uhhhh...
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I finally escaped them all, then I went to go visit chelle, and I took natalie the one coloring book that was good at all, and she was, like, 2 or 3 years old in my dream, and trying to read
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
which, in my dream, chelle lived a few miles south of c-ville...
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I ended up talking to natalie and playing and stuff and chelle was like "well, we're getting ready to take off, you want to come along?" and I said "yeah, actually, I do, but I have to be heading home"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so I drove my motorcycle back to the school bus, and I couldn't find it, because the parking lot was full, and I was like 'come on, man, it's a big, yellow, fucking bus!" and it ended up it was on the other side of the Tippecanoe Mall 2, because I'd parked it near Sears
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I got something to ramp up and drove the motorcycle up it into the back of the school bus, then drove the school bus home, and when I got home, I overheard this old lady talking to luke about calling the police, and I came in the house and was like "What, about the school bus? Don't bother, I took it to go get my bike, I just have to take it out of the back"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and then some other stuff happened that I can't remember, and I woke up
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and, also, in my dream, when I came home, the house was spotless, dishes had been cleaned and all that, when I woke up, they hadn't even put the fucking hamburger helper and pie away from last night
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, basically, the moral behind this dream: if you want your brother to help out around the house, just steal his school bus.
Enronadon says:
yeah?
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
have a couple of minutes?
Enronadon says:
yeah
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I was going to describe it in my LJ
Enronadon says:
LIJK TOTAAL DOOD
Enronadon says:
tell me tell me tell me!
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
ok, first of all, I have to give you a background:
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
last night, before I left for work, I made some hamburger helper, set out a frozen pie to thaw, ate, and told mom and luke the food was ready and put it away after they ate in the fridge
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
then, I ate and left for work
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I had a pretty uneventful night at work, didn't have to make deli, so I had a whole bunch of extra time on my hands
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
ACHOOOO!!!
Enronadon says:
snot snot
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I came home, and Luke's car wasn't here, and mom was sitting in the driveway with hers running, and she said she was waiting on him, because he had to have his car towed last night
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
haha, if you take the 'w' out of towed, it's 'toed' if your car gets stuck in the ditch, you have to push it out with your toes.
Enronadon says:
haha, that would SUCK!!
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
but anyway...
Enronadon says:
camel towing
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
lmfao
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
oh god, one hump or two?
Enronadon says:
three O_o
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, mom was all like "Oh great and powerful Bohatnik, why don't you prepare us some bacon and eggs and when I return, I shall finish my laundry, for I do not have to work until 12:00 this noon."
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
or something like that...
Enronadon says:
ell oh ell
Enronadon says:
riiiiiiiight
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and I said "fuck that, I'm going to bed"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so I went to bed, fell asleep, but didn't dream yet, because about half an hour after I got to sleep, someone came storming in, yelling "where's my bacon and eggs?" and I was like "I'm in bed, dammit, I said I was going to bed," and mom said "that's ok, I got mcdonald's, want some biscuits and gravy?" and I said "no, I want an egg mcmuffin" and she said "I don't have egg mcmuffin, I have B&G"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
So I was like "awwww, fuck it"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
then I rolled over and fell back to sleep, thats when I started dreaming
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
Also, when I asked mom how luke got hom without his car, she was like "I don't know"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I dreamt that I woke up and was going to go run some errands in crawfordsville, and pick up my motorcycle, because it was there for some reason, I think being repaired, and when I went outside to get in my car, the only vehicle here was a school bus
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I didn't know how it had gotten here, but the keys were in it, so I figured "oh hell, I can fit my bike in the back of it if I can find some way to hoist it in there"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I took the school bus, and apparently they'd changed around the roads intoi crawfordsville a lot, because there was a big 8-lane expressway, and I was driving in the 'school bus lane'
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I kept swerving in and out of it, too, never having driven a schoolbus
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I finally get to the mall in crawfordsville, which, in my dream, was called "The Tippecanoe Mall 2"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
they don't really have a mall down there, that's why they all go to the one in lafayette
Enronadon says:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b213/HPHovercraft/bunny.gif (by the way... just thought you'd wanna see this)
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
kk
Enronadon says:
well shit if there WAS a mall in crawfordsville, population would boom by like 50%
Enronadon says:
crawfordsville is no-man's land, kinda like frankfort
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
lmfao
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
we always just used to call Frankfort Easytown
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
because you could find easy pussy anywhere
Enronadon says:
ewww
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
but, after I got to the mall in c-ville in my dream, for some fucked-up reason, I ended up not being able to start the bus, and I knew I needed to go to Hobby Lobby there, so I walked over to it.
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
or, actually, I think I got a ride there, because when I left I didn't know where I was
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
from crossing the 8-lane road
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
but anyway, I spent most of my dream inside hobby lobby
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I was looking all over for coloring books, and all the coloring books they had were gay specialty ones that noone would ever want.
Enronadon says:
i'm sorry lol
Enronadon says:
hang on, dad needs the phone
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
oh, ok
Enronadon says:
so you were swerving around
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
they had stuff, like "pictures of things being hit by lightning" and books where they had a colored picture on one page, and then an uncolored picture of the same thing on the next page, and the same coloring books they sell at Walmart, the ones where everyone knows the patterns, because we colored the exact same ones when we were 3.
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
at Hobby Lobby...
Enronadon says:
oh okay right
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I ended up getting a whole bunch of shit at Hobby Lobby, and I ran into Jake or Travis or one of my other cousins there, and my ring fell off of my finger for some reason, and they stepped on it and flattened it
Enronadon says:
the scorpion one?
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
yeah
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and I ate half a candy bar while I was looking around and stuff, and I ended up having a couple of baskets full of stuff when I left
Enronadon says:
http://tinypic.com/dymzw8.gif
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I go up to the front of the store, and I get in line and I'm the second person in line, and when I walk up to the counter, I swear to god it's Bruce Cambel behind the counter
Enronadon says:
sweeet
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
he had on the whole S-Mart outfit, everything but the boomstick
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, he charged me $91.something, and I was like "whoa, how the hell is this $90 in stuff?" and he was like "oh, well, it's five dollars apiece, and you're in the 16-ticket line, so $91"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and I was like "whoa, tickets?"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and he was like "yeah, raffle tickets" and I said "I don't want any fucking tickets, dude, I just want to pay for this stuff and go get my motorcycle"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so he pointed me towards the store line, which had like 50 people in it
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and, also, oh shit, it wasn't my cousin who stepped on my ring, I was talking to my cousin, and this lady came along with her kid, and her kid just straight up and jumped on it
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and she was like "oh, I'm sorry, how can I repay you?" and I was like "well, you can get your kid out of here as soon as possible"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and she was saying something, apologizing, and I was like "just get your fucking brat kid out of here" and she said something about using "the 'f' word" and I was like "fuck you, bitch, just get your little bastard kid the fuck out of my way"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, when I got in line, she was standing there a few people in front of me... flipping me off
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and, I finally got out of there and got back to my motorcycle, I had to drive it around a bunch, because I had an assload of killer bees chasing me
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
I ended up driving down to where chelle lives running away from the killer bees
Enronadon says:
uhhhh...
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I finally escaped them all, then I went to go visit chelle, and I took natalie the one coloring book that was good at all, and she was, like, 2 or 3 years old in my dream, and trying to read
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
which, in my dream, chelle lived a few miles south of c-ville...
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I ended up talking to natalie and playing and stuff and chelle was like "well, we're getting ready to take off, you want to come along?" and I said "yeah, actually, I do, but I have to be heading home"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so I drove my motorcycle back to the school bus, and I couldn't find it, because the parking lot was full, and I was like 'come on, man, it's a big, yellow, fucking bus!" and it ended up it was on the other side of the Tippecanoe Mall 2, because I'd parked it near Sears
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, I got something to ramp up and drove the motorcycle up it into the back of the school bus, then drove the school bus home, and when I got home, I overheard this old lady talking to luke about calling the police, and I came in the house and was like "What, about the school bus? Don't bother, I took it to go get my bike, I just have to take it out of the back"
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and then some other stuff happened that I can't remember, and I woke up
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
and, also, in my dream, when I came home, the house was spotless, dishes had been cleaned and all that, when I woke up, they hadn't even put the fucking hamburger helper and pie away from last night
Glass Sandwiches and Lead Salad (Bohatnik( says:
so, basically, the moral behind this dream: if you want your brother to help out around the house, just steal his school bus.