Oh my god, I had the strangest dream last night.
In fact, it was so strange, I'm thinking about going back to bed to try again. I dreamt that I moved in with AK because I was trying to conserve gas and keep my car from overheating, but I had to keep coming out to the house to put mp3's on my car stereo, which required hooking my car up to a 6' USB cable, so I had to park my car really close to the house. I ended up going to Walmart for some reason and found a bunch of packages of underwear that had different-colored socks and boxers and briefs in them and the price on them was 2 packages for 50 cents, so dude and I ended up splitting them all up, because all I wanted was the white boxers and black socks.
I also dreamt that Celena had a b/f and had just broken up w/ him, so she was spending time w/ me for whatever reason, and I was giving her a ride somewhere, trying to keep my car from overheating, and we stopped to find out which direction we were supposed to be going, because where we stopped there were about 50 road signs, and none of them had our road name on it, and we were driving with this lady who looked like whoopie goldberg, only with way bigger dreadlocks, and she was actually driving, but kept asking me to take the wheel so she could do her make-up, and I couldn't see past her dreads.
So, we got lost and ended up out by home, so we stopped at the house to find a map or look one up online or something, and it ends up mom had gone crazy over cleaning the house up and threw away everything that was in the freezer in the kitchen, except some drumsticks which she put in the fridge, so they melted. Celena asked if we had anything to drink, and I said in the fridge, so she went to look in the fridge, and there was nothing in there. I went looking for mom, so I could find out why she threw all my beer away, and she wasn't home.
Then, I woke up to Luke's alarm going off.
I also dreamt that Celena had a b/f and had just broken up w/ him, so she was spending time w/ me for whatever reason, and I was giving her a ride somewhere, trying to keep my car from overheating, and we stopped to find out which direction we were supposed to be going, because where we stopped there were about 50 road signs, and none of them had our road name on it, and we were driving with this lady who looked like whoopie goldberg, only with way bigger dreadlocks, and she was actually driving, but kept asking me to take the wheel so she could do her make-up, and I couldn't see past her dreads.
So, we got lost and ended up out by home, so we stopped at the house to find a map or look one up online or something, and it ends up mom had gone crazy over cleaning the house up and threw away everything that was in the freezer in the kitchen, except some drumsticks which she put in the fridge, so they melted. Celena asked if we had anything to drink, and I said in the fridge, so she went to look in the fridge, and there was nothing in there. I went looking for mom, so I could find out why she threw all my beer away, and she wasn't home.
Then, I woke up to Luke's alarm going off.