April Fool's Day (observed)
Being the good state employee that I am, I long ago learned the invaluable lesson that a holiday which falls on a weekend doesn't count. But, that such unfortunate holidays are not lost to us, but are reborn as "observed holidays" on one of the work days tagged to that weekend. Hence, today is in fact April Fool's Day (observed).
Beneath the cut are two pics of how I looked when I left for work today...
From the Front
From the Side
I'm somewhat disappointed in these pics. I took them myself with my cell phone camera. They don't really show the coloring. I bleached it, and died it green. I'm hoping one of the many newly born paparrazi here in the Courthouse has a better pic (they've been sworn to send them to me).
Update: Here's another sideshot from a coworker
